Uh-huh.

　　永不变质的

　　It'll last forever.

　　我把它保存在纯净的

　　I preserved  in a one percent solution

　　聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了

　　of polyvinyl acetal resin.

　　天哪

　　Oh,my God.

　　这是我听到但没能理解的话中

　　That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me

　　最浪漫的一句

　　that I didn't understand.

　　其实这个过程挺简单的

　　It's actually a pretty simple process.

　　氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于

　　You see,cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on--

　　红色警报  莱纳德  谢尔顿跑了

　　Red alert,Leonard. Sheldon ran away.

　　天  我就不能走运一回

　　Man,I cannot catch a break.

　　你怎么知道他跑了

　　So,how do you know he ran way?

　　他不接电话

　　Well,he's not answering his phone,

　　向学校提交了辞职报告

　　he handed in his resignation at the university

　　他还发短信给我说  “我跑了”

　　and he sent me a text that said,"I'm running away."

　　好吧  谢谢你告诉我

　　Okay,well,thanks for letting me know.

　　莱纳德  你不要做点什么吗

　　Well,Leonard,aren't you going to do something?

　　当然要做了

　　Of course I'm going to do something.

　　霍华德  你去漫画书店看看

　　Uh,Howard,you check the comic book

　　拉杰去泰国饭馆看看

　　Raj,go to the Thai restaurant.

　　我跟佩妮呆在她家里

　　I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.

　　我靠

　　Oh,damn it

　　是谢尔顿他妈

　　It's Sheldon's mother.

　　我算是走不了运了

　　A break cannot be caught.

　　你好  库珀夫人

　　Hi,Mrs. Cooper.

　　是嘛

　　he is?

　　谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了

　　Sheldon went home to Texas

　　是的  我知道他辞职了

　　Yeah,no,I know he resigned.

　　是的  我想是我们的错

　　Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.

　　不不不  你是对的

　　No,no,no. You-you're right.

　　是要有人跟他谈谈

　　Someone needs to come talk to him.

　　别担心  我会处理的

　　Don't worry,I'll take care of it.

　　好的  好吧

　　Yeah. All right.

　　新计划

　　New plan.

　　霍华德  你和拉杰特去得克萨斯

　　Howard,you and Raj go to Texas.

　　我跟佩妮呆在她家里

　　I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.

　　你不跟他们一起去吗

　　Well,you're not gonna go with them?

　　我刚刚送给你雪花

　　Well,you know,I gave you the snowflake

　　我们正在接吻

　　and we were kissing and...

　　拜托  我可不想这时候去得克萨斯

　　Oh,come on,I don't want to go to Texas!

　　你以为我想去

　　Oh,right,and I do?

　　我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了 [圣经故事]

　　My people already crossed a desert once.

　　我们不再干了

　　We're done.

　　相信我  你会没事的  再见

　　Trust me,you'll be fine. See ya.

　　等一下  莱纳德

　　Well,wait a second,Leonard,come on,

　　你怎么能不去呢  他是你最好的朋友

　　how can you not go? He's your best friend.

　　没错  但他的裸体我已经看过了

　　Yeah,but I already saw him naked.

　　我保证我会等着你回来

　　I promise I will be he when you get back.

　　放心去帮谢尔顿吧

　　Just go help Sheldon.

　　真的

　　Really?

　　是啊  我们已经等了几个月了

　　Yeah. We waited a few months.

　　再等几天又有何妨

　　We can wait a few more days.

　　你也许能等

　　Maybe you can.

　　快去

　　Go.

　　天  你算是走不了运了

　　Boy,you cannot catch a break,can you?

　　-给你  谢利  -谢谢  妈

　　- Here you go,Shelly.- Thaks,Mom.

　　等等  年轻人

　　Hold your horses,young man.

　　-这里是德克萨斯州  饭前得先祈祷  -妈

　　- Here in Texas,we pray before we eat.- Aw,Mom.

　　又不是在加利福尼亚  都是异教徒

　　This is not California,land of the heathen.

　　手给我

　　Gimme.

　　-上帝恩赐同胞  -汗血

　　- By His hand we are all... - ...fed.

　　-欢喜领受为人  -服役

　　- Give us,Lord,our daily... - ...bread.

　　-我们会食同心  -感谢

　　- Please know that we are truly... - ...grateful.

　　-一粥一饭来处  -不易  阿门 [基督教  谢饭歌]

　　- For every cup and every... - ...plateful. Amen.

　　也没什么难的  是吧

　　Now,that wasn't so hard,was it?

　　我拒绝是基于个人意愿而不是难度

　　My objection was based on considerations Other than difficulty.

　　不管怎样   耶稣仍然爱你

　　Whatever. Jesus still loves you.

　　谢谢你帮我在烤芝士三明治上刻了个笑脸

　　Thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich.

　　我知道怎么关心我的宝贝

　　Oh,I know how to take care of my baby.

　　他的眼睛烤得有点细

　　His eyes cames out a little thin,

　　不过你可以把他假想为中国人

　　But you can just pretend he's Chinese.

　　想谈谈你跟你朋友们怎么回事吗

　　Do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends?

　　-他们才不是我朋友  -好吧

　　- They're not my friends. - All right.

　　回想一下  你小的时候

　　If you recall,when you were little,

　　我们也是就坐在这里

　　we sat right here at this very spot

　　也是这样谈起

　　We talked about some of the problems

　　你和邻居家孩子们相处上的一些问题

　　That you had get in along with the neighbor kids.

　　那不同

　　That was different.

　　他们是因我的智慧而感受到威胁

　　They were threatened by my intelligence

　　又蠢得不知道这点  因此才恨我的

　　And too stupid to know that's why they hated me.

　　宝贝  他们很清楚自己为什么恨你

　　Oh baby,they knew very well why they hate you.

　　真不敢相信你还真买了顶红色牛仔帽

　　I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat.

　　配我里面穿的红色高领毛衣啊

　　Hello? I'm wearing a red turtleneck

　　再说  童装大号的只有这个色

　　Plus,it was the only boys' large they had.

　　抱歉  可这真不像德克萨斯

　　I'm sorry,this does not look like Texas.

　　风滚草呢  小酒馆呢 [老电影中德州常见景象]

　　Where's the tumbleweeds? Whe's the saloons?

　　小酒馆

　　Saloons?

　　对  像我从小在印度看的电影里那种

　　Yeah,like in the movies I saw growing up in India.

　　比如《德州四杰》[1963年老电影]《德克萨斯的黄玫瑰》[民歌]

　　You know,uh,Four for Texas,Yellow Rose of Texes.

　　这附近更像是电锯版的德州

　　This neighborhood is more likeTexas Chainsaw

　　我原指望能看到牛仔赶牛

　　I was really hoping to see a cattle drive.

　　怎么说呢

　　What can I tell you?

　　那边那家贼大的好市多[连锁超市]  可能会有牛排出售

　　They probably have steaks on sale at that big-ass Costco over there.

　　能不能把那顶讨厌的帽子给摘了

　　Will you please take that stupid hat off?

　　不行  我得入乡随俗

　　No,I want to blend in.

　　入什么乡  玩具总动员

　　To what? Toy Story?

　　你们好  孩子们

　　Hi,boys.

　　-你好女士[牛仔常用]  -你们也好  来得够快的

　　- Howdy,ma'am. - Howdy to you too.You got here quick..

　　-我们坐长途夜航班机来的  -快请进

　　- We took the red-eye. - Well,come on in.

　　衷心感谢

　　Thank you kindly.

　　想喝点什么吗

　　Can .. Can I get you something to drink?

　　不用了  谢谢

　　Uh,no,thank you.

　　不介意的话  我很想见识下孤星啤酒[德州特产]

　　If you don't mind,I got a hankerin' for a Lone Star beer.

　　我们家禁止饮酒

　　There's no alcohol in this household.

　　别这么说话[指他学德州口音]  把帽子摘了

　　Stop talking like that and lose the hat.

　　抱歉  有的话给我杯低糖哟呵[巧克力饮料]

　　Sorry,I'll take a diet Yoo-Hoo if you have it.

　　就给你可乐吧

　　You'll take a Coke.

　　你呢  你叫拉吉[名字搞错了啦]  对吗

　　What about you? Radge,isn't it?

　　还是不敢跟女的讲话是吧

　　Oh,you still having trouble talking to the ladies?

　　我们教堂里

　　Because,you know,at our church,

　　有位女士  是位了不起的治疗师

　　We have a woman who's an amazing healer.

　　多数时候她都在治疗柱拐杖和坐轮椅的

　　Mostly she does,uh,crutch and wheelchair people,

　　但我敢打赌  她一定愿意试试帮你治疗

　　But I bet she'd be willing to take a shot

　　不管你中的是什么第三世界的邪

　　At whatever Third World demon is running around inside of you.

　　请原谅  库珀夫人

　　Uh,if you don't mind,Mrs. Cooper,

　　三点零五分有班直达返回洛杉矶的航班

　　There's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angele

　　你无法想象我有多想搭上这班飞机

　　And you have no idea how much I want to be on it.

　　赶着见女孩子

　　A girl?

　　是的  女士

　　Uh,yes,ma'am.

　　很好  我一直在为你祈祷

　　Oh,good. I been praying for you.

　　谢尔顿

　　Oh,Sheldon.

　　他们来这干嘛

　　What are they doing here?

　　我们是来道歉的

　　We came to apologize.

　　-再次道歉  -并带你回去

　　- Again. - And bring you home.

　　何不快去收拾东西  我们这就回去

　　So,why don't you pack up your stuff and we'll head back

　　不要  现在这里就是我的家

　　No,this is my home now.

　　拜你们所赐  我的职业生涯完了

　　Thanks to you,my career is over

　　我的余生只能在德州度过

　　And I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas

　　设法把进化论教给上帝论者们

　　Trying to teach evolution to creationists.

　　说话注意点  谢利

　　You watch your mouth,Shelly.

　　人人都有表达自己意见的权利

　　Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

　　进化论不是种意见  而是事实

　　Evolution isn't an opinion,it's fact.

　　这种一家之言  也只是你的意见

　　And that is your opinion.

　　我原谅你们了  我们回家

　　I forgive you. Let's go home.

　　谁说祈祷没有用

　　Don't tell me prey doesn't work.

　　太好了  总算走运了一回

　　How about that.I finally caught a break.

　　都说朋友间发生性关系  会变得很奇怪

　　You know how they say when friends have sex,it can get weird?

　　是啊

　　Sure.

　　为什么非得变奇怪

　　Why does it have to get weird?

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　我们一直是朋友  现在又不仅仅是朋友了

　　I mean,we were friends,and now we're more than friends.

　　不管我们现在算什么

　　We're whatever "this" is.

　　干嘛非得归类  对吧

　　But why label it,right?

　　是什么就是什么...

　　I mean,it is what it is and...

　　-莱纳德  -嗯

　　- Leonard? - Yeah?

　　-我觉得很奇怪  -绝对的

　　- It's weird. - totally.