Hey, fellas.

　　这是在下的女友伯纳黛特

　　This is my girlfriend Bernadette.

　　在下的女友伯纳黛特

　　My girlfriend Bernadette.

　　他们都是谁

　　Who are all those people?

　　不知道

　　Have no idea.

　　好啊  莱纳德

　　Hey, Leonard.

　　好  瞧瞧

　　Hi. Hey, look,

　　这不是霍华德的女友伯纳黛特嘛

　　it's Howard and his girlfriend Bernadette.

　　带这位小美人逛逛这老盐矿

　　Thought I'd give the little woman a tour of the old salt mines.

　　他说的不是盐矿

　　He doesn't mean salt mines.

　　他说的是工作地点

　　He means where he works.

　　对  我知道

　　Yeah, no, I got it.

　　你的实验进展如何

　　So, how's your experiment going?

　　很顺利

　　Ah, terrific.

　　我们正在准备电子加速器

　　We're getting the electron accelerator set up.

　　后天就能准备好

　　We should be ready to go day after tomorrow.

　　真想见识一下

　　Boy, I'd love to see that.

　　欢迎你来

　　You're welcome to come.

　　真的吗  太好了

　　Really? Oh, that'd be great.

　　多兴奋啊

　　How exciting is that?

　　简直就像七月过光明节一样

　　Like Hanukkah in July.

　　七月有光明节吗

　　Do they have that?

　　没有

　　No.

　　又被你糊弄了

　　You got me again.

　　这不是脱脂酸奶

　　This isn't non-fat yogurt.

　　简直全是脂肪

　　This is fatty fat fat.

　　失陪一下

　　Excuse me.

　　心肝儿  能帮我拿张餐巾吗

　　Could you grab me another napkin, sweetie?

　　-当然可以  -谢谢  宝贝

　　- Sure. - Thanks, honey.

　　说  你打什么如意算盘

　　All right, what is your deal?

　　你说什么

　　Excuse me?

　　邀请我女朋友

　　Inviting my girlfriend

　　去看你的电子加速器

　　to come see your electron accelerator?

　　怎么了

　　Yeah? So?

　　你真有两下子

　　You really are a piece of work.

　　舞会皇后

　　It's not enough

　　被你弄到手还不满意

　　you get the prom queen, you have to get

　　你还想抢走陪衬头牌呢

　　the head of the decorating committee, too?

　　你在说什么呢

　　What are you talking about?

　　别跟我装无辜

　　Don't play innocent with me.

　　用神奇实验设备勾引女人

　　I practically invented

　　这招是我发明的

　　using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.

　　成功过吗

　　Has it ever worked?

　　目前没有  重点不是这个

　　Not so far, but that's not the point!

　　霍华德  别紧张

　　Howard, relax.

　　我对你女朋友没兴趣

　　I'm not interested in your girlfriend.

　　最好如此

　　I hope not.

　　你不会想跟我瞎搅和

　　Because you don't want to mess with me.

　　我可是疯子

　　I'm crazy.

　　我相信你

　　I believe you.

　　实验日志  第一篇

　　Research journal, entry one.

　　我准备开展

　　I'm about to embark on one of

　　科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一

　　the great challenges of my scientific career:

　　教佩妮物理学

　　teaching Penny physics.

　　我称之为大猩猩工程

　　I'm calling it Project Gorilla.

　　好啊  谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon.

　　请进  坐吧

　　Come in. Take a seat.

　　实验目标已到

　　Subject has arrived.

　　我亲切地欢迎她

　　I've extended a friendly casual greeting.

　　准备好开始了吗

　　Ready to get started?

　　稍等

　　One moment.

　　目标气色很好  也很热情

　　Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic.

　　显然  无知是福

　　Apparently, ignorance is bliss.

　　好吧  我们开始

　　All right, let us begin.

　　你的笔记本呢

　　Where's your notebook?

　　我没笔记本

　　Um, I don't have one.

　　那你咋记笔记

　　How are you going to take notes without a notebook?

　　还得记笔记吗

　　I have to take notes?

　　不然你怎么考试

　　How else are you gonna study for the tests?

　　最好还要考试吗

　　There's gonna be a test?

　　可不止一次考试

　　Test-sss.

　　给

　　Here.

　　这是大学规定

　　It's college-ruled.

　　希望没吓着你

　　I hope that's not too intimidating.

　　多谢你的体贴

　　Thank you.

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　现在开始讲物理学入门

　　Now, Introduction to Physics.

　　什么是物理

　　What is physics?

　　物理这个词来源于古希腊语中的"physika"

　　Physics comes from the ancient Greek word "physika."

　　你该记笔记了

　　It's at this point that you'll want to start taking notes.

　　"Physika"是指自然科学

　　"Physika" means the science of natural things.

　　而就在那遥远的古希腊  我们的旅程开始了

　　And it is there, in ancient Greece, that our story begins.

　　-靠  古希腊  -嘘

　　- Ancient Greece?!  - Hush.

　　有问题  先举手

　　If you have questions, raise your hand.

　　那是在大约公元前600年的一个仲夏夜

　　It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC.

　　当你从集市[古希腊圣贤集会所]购物归来

　　You've finished your shopping at the local market, or Agora...

　　抬头仰望夜空

　　...And you look up at the night sky.

　　突然  你发现星星在游弋

　　There you notice some of the stars seem to move,

　　于是  你将他们命名为"行星"或"漫游者"

　　So you name them "planetes," or "wanderer".

　　佩妮同学  有问题吗

　　Yes, Penny?

　　这和莱纳德的研究有什么关系

　　Um, does this have anything to do with Leonard's work?

　　这是一个历时2600年的旅程

　　This is the beginning of a 2,600-year journey

　　我们慢慢讲  不急

　　We're going to take together

　　追溯到古希腊

　　From the ancient Greeks

　　从艾萨克?牛顿到尼尔斯?玻尔[原子理论和量子力学的创始人]

　　Through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr

　　再到埃尔文?薛定谔[创立波动力学]

　　To Erwin Schrodinger

　　再到荷兰研究学派

　　To the Dutch researchers

　　莱纳德近来就在重复他们的研究呢

　　That Leonard is currently ripping off.

　　居然有2600年

　　2,600 years?

　　没错  可能有些许误差

　　Yeah, give or take.

　　正如我之前所说  在那遥远的古希腊

　　As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening

　　一个氤氲的仲夏夜

　　In ancient Greece...

　　怎么了  佩妮同学

　　Yes, Penny?

　　我要去洗手间

　　I have to go to the bathroom.

　　你就不能憋一下吗

　　Can't you hold it?

　　我可憋不了2600年

　　Not for 2,600 years.

　　大猩猩实验  日志2

　　Project Gorilla, entry two.

　　我被榨干了

　　I am exhausted.

　　-霍华德  -怎么

　　- Howard?  - Huh?

　　这个要从前面解开的

　　It unhooks in the front.

　　难怪啊

　　Oh, that explains a lot.

　　霍华德  我回来了

　　Howard, I'm home!

　　整栋楼都听到了

　　Of course.

　　老年健身取消了

　　Senior fitness was cancelled.

　　我发现原来还真会忘了怎么骑车

　　It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.

　　我是没啥  但山姆?哈普蒂安摔了个嘴啃泥

　　I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel.

　　太棒了  娘

　　That's great, Ma!

　　80多的亚美尼亚老人摔断了半边下巴

　　What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man

　　有什么可棒的

　　With half his chin scraped off?!

　　我想我得走了

　　I guess I should go.

　　不  别动

　　No, no, don't move.

　　娘  晚饭我想吃炖羊肉

　　Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?

　　炖羊肉  那我还得去超市买

　　Lamb stew? I'd have to go to the supermarket.

　　帮帮忙啦

　　Please?

　　我真的很想吃嘛

　　I got a real hankering.

　　噢  我最疼我家小屁脸宝贝了

　　Oh, I can't say no to my little tushy face.

　　我很快回来

　　I'll be back soon.

　　多谢啦  娘

　　Thanks, Ma.

　　你要家常豌豆还是拉素豌豆[豌豆的一种]

　　Do you want the regular peas or the Le Seur?

　　平时不都是加拉素豌豆的吗

　　Always Le Seur peas with lamb stew!

　　好吧  你总是说得有理

　　You're right! When you're right, you're right!

　　如果拉素豌豆卖完了咋办

　　What if they're out of the Le Seur?

　　那就买家常的啊

　　Then get the regular!

　　好吧  你别冲我吼啊

　　All right! You don't have to yell!

　　抱歉

　　Sorry about that.

　　我来调成震动

　　Let me just put that on vibrate.

　　我早就调好啦

　　I'm already on vibrate.

　　这个我可听懂了