A liar!

　　问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答：骗子!

　　What is the longest word in the English language?

　　"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

　　问：英语里最长的单词是?答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。

　　Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

　　Because they are not weekdays!

　　问：为啥周六和周日是strong days?答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays!别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊！