早安

　　It's a beautiful day.

　　真是美好的一天

　　These shades belong down.

　　这些帘子的职责就是遮挡阳光

　　From now on think of me as a vampire

　　从现在开始 把我当作

　　without all the annoying marketing.

　　不用看我行销的吸血鬼

　　Bad news.

　　坏消息

　　A pipe broke in the street so the water's off.

　　这街的水管坏了 所以今天断水

　　Good news when I went out to get us two coffees

　　好消息是 我出去给咱俩买咖啡时

　　I spoke to Juan and Javier two city workers.

　　两个市政工人 胡安和哈维尔告诉我

　　And they assured me the water'll be on no later than 3:00.

　　最晚下午三点 就会恢复供水

　　I also stopped at the health food store

　　我还去健康食品店

　　and got us a fresh squeezed juice to split.

　　给咱俩买了一杯鲜榨果汁来分着喝

　　It's ginger apple strawberry.

　　是生姜苹果草莓味的哦

　　That was the name of the hooker

　　这屋子上一位租客的

　　who had this apartment before me.

　　卖淫艺名就是这个

　　What is this?

　　这是什么

　　From me.

　　我给你的

　　It says "Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed last night."

　　上面写道 谢谢昨晚让我睡你的床

　　I prefer my usual cash on the bedside table.

　　在我床头柜上留点钱 我会更喜欢

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　When I went to the cute coffee place

　　我在那家可爱的咖啡店时

　　I spoke to the counter girl Nabulangi

　　我跟柜台的女孩 娜不浪鸡聊了会儿

　　If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance

　　听以名叫娜不浪鸡的人开场的事情

　　in the first sentence I have to sit down.

　　请容我坐好再听

　　And she said her manager'll be in at 11:00.

　　她说她的经理十一点会来店里

　　So I thought I'd chanel it up

　　所以我想我得换上香奈儿

　　walk on over there

　　然后美美地走到那儿

　　introduce myself and your fabulous cupcakes.

　　介绍自己和你美味的小蛋糕

　　That's exactly what I was gonna do.

　　我"真"的有打算这么做呢

　　I'm just gonna go say good bye to Chestnut and get going.

　　我去跟栗宝道个别就走

　　You know having only one cute outfit

　　跟你说哦 只有一件见得人的衣服

　　takes hours off getting dressed.

　　省了好几个小时的挑衣时间呢

　　Oh. That is a lot of fresh Brooklyn.

　　哇 外面好多新出炉的"布鲁克林"

　　Morning Chestnut.

　　早安 栗宝

　　It's a beautiful

　　今天真是美好的...

　　No. Way.

　　不会吧

　　Look Chanel Number Two.

　　哇 屎奈儿

　　Tell me it's mud.

　　告诉我 这是泥

　　T tell me it's mud.

　　快告诉我 这是泥

　　It's mud?

　　不是屎吗

　　What is that?

　　这是什么

　　A carrot?

　　胡萝卜吗

　　There's carrots in the mud?

　　泥里怎么会有胡萝卜

　　There's no water.

　　没水

　　Oh get it off me please.

　　帮我弄掉 拜托

　　Please do something.

　　帮帮我

　　Just get it off me get it off me.

　　快帮我弄掉 帮我弄干净

　　Stop!

　　住手

　　This is dry clean only.

　　这衣服只能干洗

　　Max please please take me somewhere they have a hot shower

　　麦克斯 拜托 带我去洗个热水澡吧

　　I beg of you.

　　我求您了

　　Calm down it's just mud.

　　冷静 不过是泥而已

　　Max please

　　麦克斯 求你了

　　Don't touch me!

　　别碰我