剧情简介：

　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.

　　台词：

　　-Penny: Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this because Leonard and I are not...

　　好吧 Sheldon 你不必这么做因为我和Leonard并没有...

　　-Leonard: Ba-Ba-Ba-ba.

　　啊啊啊啊

　　Are you sure you want to include him in this?

　　include: 列入

　　你真的要让他也掺和进来吗?

　　-Sheldon: Include me in what?

　　我要掺和什么?

　　Is there a plot afoot?

　　plot: 阴谋 afoot: 在进行中

　　你们在搞什么阴谋?

　　I'll have no truck with plots.

　　truck: 交易

　　我可绝不参与任何阴谋

　　-Penny: No, you're right.

　　对你说的对

　　No, there's... There's no plots, no trucks, no feet.

　　不是这儿没... 没有阴谋没有诡计没有密谋

　　So what other annoying habits shall we discuss?

　　discuss: 讨论

　　那么我们还有其他令人讨厌的习惯需要讨论吗?

　　-Sheldon: Uh, we don't discuss anything.

　　呃我们之间不会讨论任何事情

　　Leonard is the signatory to the Roommate Agreement.

　　signatory: 签约的

　　Leonard才是室友协议的签署方

　　As such, he bears responsibility for all your infractions and must pay all fines.

　　bear: 承担 responsibility: 责任 infraction: 违反 fine: 罚款

　　所以他会为你的违规承担责任并且交付所有罚款

　　-Leonard: Fines?

　　罚款?

　　-Sheldon: Yes.

　　正确

　　If Penny's going to be spending nights here again,

　　spend: 度过

　　如果Penny又在这儿过夜

　　you'll need to set up an escrow account.

　　set up: 建立 escrow:由第三者保存附带条件委付盖印的契约 account: 账户

　　你就需要开一个代管帐户

　　Sign here.

　　sign: 签名

　　在这儿签字

　　-Rajesh: Hello, Hawaii.

　　Hawaii: 夏威夷岛

　　你好啊夏威夷

　　This is Dr. Koothrappali in Pasadena.

　　我是来自帕萨迪纳市的Koothrappali博士

　　I'd like you to reposition the telescope, please.

　　reposition: 改变…的位置 telescope: 望远镜

　　我希望你们改变一下望远镜的位置

　　Scarlett Johansson's house!

　　放到Scarlett Johansson(好莱坞女影星)家!

　　I'm kidding, Hawaii.

　　Kidding: 开玩笑

　　我跟你开玩笑呢夏威夷

　　Mahalo.

　　mahalo:[夏威夷语]感谢

　　谢谢(夏威夷语)

　　Whoo!

　　呜!

　　-Howard: It might have been a mistake to open that second bottle of wine.

　　mistake: 错误 bottle: 瓶子 wine: 酒

　　又开一瓶红酒真是个错误

　　-Bernadette: Well, live and learn.

　　live and learn: 活到老学到老

　　呃吃一堑长一智

　　So, Raj, do you think this planet you're looking for could have an atmosphere that supports life?

　　planet: 行星 looking for: 寻找 atmosphere: 大气 support: 支持 life: 生命

　　那么Raj 你认为你在寻找的这个星球会有支持生命存在的大气层吗?

　　-Rajesh: Maybe.

　　可能有

　　If it did, I'd be famous.

　　famous: 出名的

　　如果有我就出名了

　　I'd be on the cover of magazines.

　　cover: 封面 magazine: 杂志

　　我就会成为杂志的封面

　　And then, instead of living alone in my tiny apartment, I'd have a big mansion.

　　instead: 代替 tiny: 极小的 apartment: 公寓 mansion: 宅邸

　　然后我就会有一幢豪宅而不是独自住在我那小小的公寓里

　　-Bernadette: That sounds great.

　　听起来很不错

　　-Rajesh: It is.

　　没错

　　If you like wandering around a big, empty house with no one to love you.

　　wandering: 闲逛 empty: 空的

　　前提是如果你想整天在一个大空房子里闲逛而且也没有人来爱你

　　-Howard: We'd come visit you.

　　我们会去看你的

　　-Rajesh: No, you wouldn't.

　　不你们不会

　　You'd be intimidated by my wealth and fame.

　　intimidate: 使畏惧 wealth: 财富 fame: 名望

　　你们会被我的财富和名声吓住

　　My only friends would be my genetically engineered monkey butler.

　　genetically: 从基因方面 engineer: 设计 butler: 男管家

　　我唯一的朋友会是用我的基因设计的猴子管家

　　And the little people I hired to be my living chess set.

　　hire: 雇佣 chess: 国际象棋

　　还有我雇来做我真人版国际象棋子的小精灵

　　-Bernadette: He's taking a turn to the dark side, isn't he?

　　dark: 忧郁的

　　他在拐向消极那一面是不是?

　　-Howard: Hold on. He could come back.

　　别急他会拐回来的

　　-Rajesh: Oh, what's the point of everything?

　　哦世间种种还有什么意义?

　　-Howard: Nope. He's gone.

　　不他拐不回来了

　　-Rajesh: You know it's been more than a year since I’ve even kissed a girl?

　　你们知道吗? 距离我上次亲一个女孩已经超过一年了

　　-Howard: What about that hookup at Comic-Con you told me about?

　　hookup: 【交往】[a term meaning when people make out or sleep together-from urban dictionary] comic: 漫画 con: 会议[convention]

　　你不是说你在动漫大会的时候跟某人有亲密接触了吗?

　　-Rajesh: Oh, grow up. I was lying.

　　lying: 撒谎

　　哦别小孩子气了我那是在撒谎

　　I lie all the time. Nobody wants to kiss me.

　　我一直都在撒谎没人愿意亲我

　　-Bernadette: Oh, you poor, poor thing.

　　poor: 可怜

　　哦可怜的孩子

　　Raj, you have to know you're a wonderful man.

　　Raj 你得知道你是个优秀的男人

　　There are a lot of girls out there who'll want to kiss you.

　　想跟你接吻的女孩多的是

　　-Rajesh: Where?

　　在哪儿?

　　-Bernadette: You just have to look.

　　你只是得自己去发现

　　-Howard: No!

　　不要!

　　-Bernadette: Well, this was fun.

　　呃这还挺有趣的

　　-Wyatt: Oh! I think I got a nibble.

　　nibble: 轻咬

　　哦! 我想我这条上钩了

　　-Leonard: Oh, be careful.

　　哦慢慢来

　　Give him some line.

　　line: 线

　　线再放长点儿

　　Okay, now reel him in.

　　reel: 收绕钓丝

　　可以了现在收线上钩

　　-Wyatt: Oh, look at that baby. They're really biting, huh?

　　bit: 咬

　　噢看看那小家伙他们真的是在咬鱼钩是吧?

　　-Leonard: Yeah. They do that when you set it on easy.

　　是啊你调到"简单"那一档他们都会咬鱼钩的

　　-Wyatt: Oh, that's me.

　　哦我的电话

　　Hello.

　　你好

　　Oh, hi, sweetie.

　　哦嗨亲爱的

　　Yeah, I got up early and didn't want to wake you,

　　get up: 起床 wake: 叫醒

　　嗯我起的早又不想吵醒你

　　so I went out for coffee and ran into Leonard on the way back.

　　ran into: 偶然碰见

　　我就出去喝了杯咖啡回来的路上遇到了Leonard

　　Guess what... We're fishing.

　　fishing: 钓鱼

　　你猜怎么招儿... 我们正在钓鱼

　　Yeah. Right here on his couch.

　　right here: 就在这里 couch: 沙发

　　对就在他沙发上

　　-Leonard: Hey, baby. I love you!

　　嘿宝贝我爱你!

　　-Wyatt: That's Leonard says he loves you.

　　那是Leonard 说他爱你

　　What?

　　什么?

　　I see.

　　我明白了

　　The whole thing's bull squirt, huh?

　　whole: 全部 bull: 胡说八道 squirt: 喷出

　　所有的事都是假的啊?

　　Well, that's very disappointing.

　　disappoint: 失望

　　呃真令人失望

　　Bye.

　　再见

　　-Leonard: Oh, hey.

　　哦嘿

　　There's been something I've been meaning to tell you.

　　meaning to: 打算

　　有些事我一直想告诉你来着

　　-Wyatt: I can't believe you would lie to me like that.

　　我真不敢相信你们竟然那样骗我

　　-Leonard: Just for the record, I did not want to be a part of this.

　　record: 表明，强调

　　只是强调一下我并不想参与其中的

　　-Wyatt: I'll get to you in a minute.

　　in a minute: 一会儿

　　一会儿再收拾你

　　-Leonard: No hurry.

　　hurry: 着急

　　别着急

　　-Wyatt: That my own daughter thinks I don't love her enough

　　我的女儿认为我不够爱她

　　To support her no matter what choices she makes...

　　support: 支持 no matter: 无论 choice: 选择

　　对她做的所有选择我都不够支持

　　Well, that hurts me deeply.

　　hurt: 伤害 deeply: 深刻的

　　这深深地伤害了我

　　-Penny: I'm sorry, daddy... -

　　对不起爸爸...

　　-Wyatt: Let me finish.

　　让我说完

　　-Penny: Oh.

　　噢

　　-Wyatt: I thought we were past the days when you would try to pull the wool over my eyes.

　　past: 过去 pull the wool over someone's eyes:[美国口语]蒙骗某人

　　我以为你老想骗我的那段日子已经过去了

　　Telling me the baggie in your underwear drawer is potpourri?

　　baggie: 塑料薄膜袋 underwear: 内衣物 drawer: 抽屉 potpourri:百花香(放在壶内的干燥花瓣和香料混合物)

　　别告诉我你内衣抽屉里的那个袋子只装的香料?

　　And the pee stick in your bathroom

　　pee: 尿 stick: 棒 bathroom: 浴室

　　还有你浴室里的验尿棒(检验是否怀孕时用的)

　　Is to check for diabetes?

　　diabetes: 糖尿病

　　难道是用来检测糖尿病的吗?

　　-Penny: You know, I'm sorry.

　　我错了对不起

　　-Wyatt: You're a grown woman, and I respect your right to make your own decisions,

　　respect: 尊重 decision: 决定

　　你已经长大了我尊重你所作出的决定

　　but all I ask is you respect me enough to be honest about them.

　　honest: 诚实的

　　但是我还是想说你足够尊重我吗? 你有诚实的告诉我那些事吗?

　　-Penny: You're right. Look, from now on, I will tell you the truth.

　　from now on: 从现在开始 truth: 真相

　　你是对的从今往后我不会再骗你了

　　-Wyatt: Thank you. Now, why don't you go and put some clothes on

　　谢谢但现在不如你先去换件衣服

　　and we'll grab a bite to eat before I head for the airport.

　　grab a bite: 随便吃几口 head for: 前往 airport: 机场

　　在我走之前咱们出去随便吃点东西

　　Now you. -

　　而你 -

　　-Penny: Daddy, he had nothing to do...

　　爸爸与他无关...

　　-Wyatt: Keep walking.

　　赶紧走

　　-Penny: Okay.

　　好的

　　-Wyatt: Please, please, please don't give up on her.

　　give up: 放弃

　　求你了求你了千万别放弃我女儿

　　-Leonard: What?

　　什么?

　　-Wyatt: I can't go back to the skateboard idiots,

　　skateboard: 溜冰板 idiot: 笨蛋

　　我实在受不了再去面对那些只会滑滑板的笨蛋们

　　the white rappers and all those Sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards hats.

　　white: 白种人 rapper: 敲门者【说唱歌手】 sweaty: 出汗的 dumb-ass: [俚语、粗俗语]蠢驴，笨蛋 backward: 相反的

　　什么会念几句rap的白人小子还有那些个成天帽子反着戴的傻X们(意指penny的前男友们)

　　-Leonard: Gee, I don't know if it's in the cards, sir.

　　gee: [俚语]哎呀 in the cards: 命中注定

　　天呐我实在不知道我俩是不是命中注定的先生

　　-Wyatt: Then, stack the deck.

　　stack the deck: 预先做手脚

　　那就事先做做手脚

　　Cheat. Lie. I don't care.

　　cheat: 作弊 lie: 说谎

　　作个弊什么的或者说谎这些我都不在乎

　　I want grandkids before I die, and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels.

　　grandkid: （外）孙 wheel: 车轮

　　我只想在我有生之年抱上孙子 而且能好好在幢大房子里长大而不是住在房车里

　　-Leonard: I'll give it a shot.

　　give it a shot: 试试

　　我会试试的

　　-Wyatt: Thank you.

　　谢谢

　　Now I'm going to do something here to help you along.

　　现在我去做点事儿来帮帮你

　　-Leonard: Excuse me?

　　什么意思?

　　-Wyatt: Just don't panic.

　　panic: 惊慌

　　别害怕

　　Now, get your sorry, lying ass out of my face and make sure I never see it again!

　　ass: 蠢人

　　现在收起你的抱歉滚出我的视线别再让我见到你!

　　-Leonard: Oh, the reverse psychology thing.

　　reverse: 逆反 psychology: 心理学

　　噢你在利用逆反心理

　　I see. That's very clever.

　　我明白了非常聪明

　　-Wyatt: Don't yap. Just get out.

　　yap: 废话

　　别废话了赶紧走

　　-Leonard: I'll friend you on Facebook.

　　我会在Facebook上加你为好友的

　　-Sheldon: Oh, there you are.

　　噢你在这啊

　　Just so you know, I was up all night,

　　be up: 熬夜

　　如你所知我一夜未睡

　　but I have finally completed The Penny-specific section of the new roommate agreement.

　　complete: 完成 specific: 特定的 section: 部分 roommate: 室友 agreement: 协议

　　好在我现在终于完成了新室友协议中关于Penny的细节部分

　　-Leonard: Yeah, well, not necessary.

　　necessary: 必要的

　　好的可是不需要了

　　We broke up again.

　　broke up: 分手

　　我们又分手了

　　-Sheldon: Do you even think about other people, leonard?

　　Leonard 你有没有考虑过其他人的感受啊?

　　Do you?

　　有没有?

　　-Rajesh: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Leonard: Oh, how'd it go last night?

　　昨晚过得怎么样?

　　-Rajesh: Oh, you know. Same old, same old.

　　哦你知道的老样子呗

　　Looked through a telescope, saw some stars.

　　telescope: 望远镜

　　看了看天文望远镜观察了一些星星

　　Big whoop.

　　whoop: 欢呼

　　还真是个大惊喜呀

　　-Leonard: Really?

　　是吗?

　　You waited months for time with that telescope.

　　你等了好几个月才能用到那个望远镜

　　What happened?

　　到底怎么了?

　　-Rajesh: Why? You writing a book?

　　为什么问这么多? 你写书吗?

　　-Sheldon: I'm going to propose a hypothesis.

　　hypothesis: 假设

　　我来做一个假设

　　Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization

　　accidentally: 偶然的 contact: 联系 alien: 外星人 civilization: 文化

　　昨晚 Raj偶然和外星文明取得了联系

　　and has been ordered by the United States government To keep it a secret.

　　order: 命令 the United States: 美国 government: 征服 secret: 秘密

　　因此美国政府命令他保守秘密

　　-Rajesh: Nothing happened.

　　什么事都发生

　　Can we please just change the subject?

　　subject: 话题

　　我们能不能换个话题?

　　-Sheldon: That sounds rehearsed.

　　rehears: 排练

　　听起来像预先排练过的

　　We are not alone.

　　看来我们是一伙的

　　-Howard: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Leonard: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Sheldon: Hello.

　　你好

　　-Howard: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Rajesh: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Leonard: You get to play with raj's big telescope last night?

　　你昨晚上玩Raj的大望远镜(被误解成Raj的私处)了吗?

　　-Howard: Whoa.

　　啊

　　Where did that come from?

　　你从哪里听说的?

　　-Rajesh: He never touched my telescope.

　　他绝对没有碰我的望远镜

　　-Howard: Way to go shutting up.

　　shut up: 闭嘴

　　闭嘴吧

　　-Rajesh: I did shut up. Now you shut up.

　　我闭嘴了你也闭嘴

　　-Howard: Fine.

　　好的

　　-Rajesh: Thank you

　　谢谢

　　I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.

　　难以置信你早上竟然没给我打电话