剧情简介：

　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.

　　台词：

　　-Penny: Oh! Okay. Wow.

　　哦! 这样啊喔

　　-Sheldon: It's simple biology. There's nothing I can do about it.

　　biology: 生物学

　　这是生理需求我无能为力

　　-Penny: Are you sure?

　　你确定?

　　-Sheldon: What are you suggesting?

　　你想说什么?

　　-Penny: I'm suggesting there might be something

　　我想说关于Amy的生理需求...

　　You could do about... Amy's urges?

　　urge: 冲动

　　你或许并非无能为力?

　　-Sheldon: It's illegal to spay a human being.

　　illegal: 非法的 spay: 切除卵巢 human being: 人类

　　切除一个人的卵巢是犯法的

　　-Penny: Yeah. That's not what I had in mind.

　　呃我不是想说那个

　　-Sheldon: Oh.

　　哦

　　Oh!

　　噢!

　　You mean... something I could do.

　　你的意思是... 我可以做点什么

　　-Penny: Exactly.

　　正是

　　-Sheldon: Well, I was hoping to avoid this. But I might as well get it over with.

　　avoid: 避免 get it over: 做到

　　好吧我还一直希望避免这样呢 但我还是把事情搞定好了

　　Thank you, Penny.

　　谢谢你了 Penny

　　I'll let you know what happens.

　　我会告诉你事情的进展的

　　-Penny: Oh, amy, you lucky girl.

　　噢 Amy 你可真是幸运啊

　　-Sheldon: Yes. This is dr. Sheldon cooper.

　　dr.: 博士（doctor）

　　你好我是Sheldon cooper博士

　　Is this the Zack Johnson, who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny?

　　coitus: 性交 neighbor: 邻居

　　请问你是跟我的邻居Penny 进行过交媾的Zack Johnson吗?

　　Sorry to bother you.

　　bother: 打扰

　　不好意思打扰了

　　Hello. I'm looking for a Zack Johnson, who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny.

　　你好我在找一位叫Zack Johnson的人他曾经跟我的邻居Penny交媾过

　　Coitus. It means intercourse.

　　intercourse: 性交

　　交媾它的意思是性交

　　And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.

　　我想你就是我要找的Zack

　　This is Sheldon Cooper.

　　我是Sheldon Cooper

　　Fine. Shelly.

　　好吧叫Shelly也可以

　　Yes, that does sound like a girl's name.

　　sound like: 听起来像

　　没错那听起来的确像个女孩名

　　No, it doesn't bother me.

　　不我不讨厌这名字

　　Yes, "Smelly Shelly" does bother me.

　　smelly: 发臭的

　　是的我讨厌"臭臭的Shelly"这名字

　　Let me tell you why I'm calling.

　　让我来告诉你我打电话的原因

　　I'd like to know if you'd be interested in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　have sex: 性交

　　我想知道你有没有兴趣与Amy Farrah Fowler做爱

　　Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　是Amy Farrah Fowler

　　Yes, that is a girl's name.

　　没错是个女孩名

　　Good grief. It's like trying to talk to a dolphin.

　　good grief: 哎呀，天哪（表示诧异，吃惊，恐惧的感叹语） dolphin: 海豚

　　天呐真像是对牛弹琴

　　-Leonard: Really?

　　真的吗?

　　This is going to decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick?

　　decide: 决定 hero: 英雄 sidekick: 伙伴【跟班】[The person in a group of two that is the lesser-from urban dictionary]

　　这就是你们要决定谁是英雄谁是跟班的方法?

　　-Howard: You got a better idea?

　　你还有更好的主意吗?

　　-Leonard: Every idea is better than this idea.

　　是个主意都比这个好

　　-Howard: Ding!

　　叮!

　　-Rajesh: Wait. What the hell is "ding"?

　　等等 "叮"是什么?

　　-Howard: It's a bell.

　　bell: 铃声

　　是敲铃的声音

　　-Rajesh: I don't think this kind of wrestling has a bell.

　　wrestle: 摔跤

　　我不认为这种摔跤会需要铃声

　　-Howard: Fine. How do you want to start?

　　好吧那你想怎么开始?

　　-Rajesh: I say, uh, how about "One, two, three, go"?

　　要我说呃 "一二三开始"怎么样?

　　-Howard: One-two-three-go? That's for babies.

　　一二三开始? 那是给小孩儿用的

　　-Rajesh: Okay, how about, uh...

　　好吧那呃...

　　On your mark, get set, go?

　　on your mark: 各就各位（赛跑起步时的口令） get set: 预备开始

　　各就各位预备开始怎么样?

　　-Howard: That's for a footrace. If you want to race, we have to go outside.

　　footrace: 赛跑 race: 比速度

　　那是给赛跑用的如果你想比跑步我们就得到外面比

　　-Rajesh: No, it's chilly outside. Didn't bring my jacket.

　　chilly: 寒冷的 jacket: 夹克

　　不要外面冷我没带外套

　　-Howard: Oh, for crying out loud.

　　for crying out loud: 搞什么名堂（不耐烦的一种表现）

　　噢我的天哪

　　What kind of superhero needs a jacket?

　　superhero: 超级英雄

　　哪有会需要外套的超级英雄?

　　-Rajesh: What kind of superhero says, "Dibs on the red tights!

　　dibs: 权利要求 tights: 紧身衣

　　那么什么样的超级英雄会说 "我要穿红色紧身衣!

　　Dibs on the red tights!

　　我要穿红色紧身衣!

　　-Howard: All right, how about this? "Ready, wrestle".

　　wrestle: 摔跤

　　好吧这个怎么样 "预备开摔"

　　-Rajesh: Wait. Are we starting now? Or is that what you're going to say when we do start, or...

　　等等现在开始吗? 还是说我们要开始时你才这么说还是...

　　-Howard: We're starting now!

　　现在已经开始了!

　　-Rajesh: Don't yell at me!

　　yell: 喊叫着说

　　别对我喊!

　　-Leonard: Suppose there are worse ways to spend a friday night.

　　worse: 更糟 spend: 度过

　　还有什么会比这么度过周五的晚上更糟呢

　　None come to mind.

　　come to mind: 想到

　　什么也没想到

　　-Sheldon: Look at this stamp. On what authority

　　stamp: 印记 authority: 权力

　　看看这个印章戳是谁给的他们权力

　　are they permitted to mutilate patrons as they enter?

　　permit: 允许 mutilate: 毁坏 patron: 主顾 enter: 进入

　　让他们可以在顾客进门时破坏人家的皮肤?

　　-Amy: I'm sure it'll wash off.

　　我确信这可以洗掉

　　-Sheldon: Little comfort tonight.

　　comfort: 安慰

　　总算有点儿安慰

　　I look like a hell's angel.

　　hell: 地狱

　　我看起来像个地狱天使

　　-Amy: There's Zack.

　　Zack在那儿

　　-Sheldon: Are you sure this is what you want to do?

　　你确定你要这么做?

　　-Amy: It's not what I want to do.

　　不是我要这么做

　　It's what I have to do.

　　是我得这么做

　　-Sheldon: Go, Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　前进吧 Amy Farrah Fowler

　　Follow your endocrine system.

　　follow: 跟随 endocrine: 内分泌 system: 系统

　　遵从你内分泌系统的召唤吧

　　-Amy: Thank you, Sheldon. You're a good friend.

　　谢谢你 Sheldon 你是位好朋友

　　-Sheldon: Please don't drag this out.

　　drag out: 唠叨

　　别扯到这话题来

　　This is never going to come off.

　　这个才不会被洗掉

　　-Amy: Excuse me?

　　打扰一下?

　　Zack, I am Amy Farrah Fowler. We met the other night.

　　Zack 我是Amy Farrah Fowler 我们在几天前的晚上见过面

　　I have spent my life in pursuit of pure knowledge.

　　pursuit: 追求 pure: 纯理论的 knowledge: 知识

　　我这一生都在追求纯粹的理论知识

　　Until I met you, my decisions were founded in logic and reason.

　　found: 建立 logic: 逻辑 reason: 理性

　　遇到你之前我的一切决定都是建立在逻辑与理性之上的

　　And yet here I stand before you, 130 pounds of raging estrogen,

　　and yet: 可是 pound: 磅 rage: 肆虐 estrogen: 雌性激素

　　而现在我站在你面前 130磅的身体里雌性激素在肆虐着

　　longing to grab hold of your gluteus maximus,

　　long to: 渴望 grab hold of: 控制（抓住） gluteus maximus: 股大肌 gluteus: 臀肌

　　诱导着我去抓你的臀大肌

　　and make Shakespeare's metaphorical beast with two backs.

　　Shakespeare: 莎士比亚（英国剧作家） metaphorical: 比喻性的 beast with two backs: [俚语]交媾 beast: 野兽

　　用莎士比亚的比喻就是做一对合体的野兽(指做爱)

　　-Zack: My gluteus what?

　　我的臀什么?

　　-Amy: On the other hand,

　　从另一方面来讲

　　as I look at the blank, ape-like expression on your face,

　　blank: 茫然的 ape: 猿 expression: 表情

　　在我看到你脸上那茫然的猿猴般的表情时

　　I have decided to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinar.

　　adopt: 采用 practice: 实行

　　我决定采用瓦肯人的Kolinar哲学修行法

　　Good-bye, Zack.

　　再见Zack

　　-Zack: Bye.

　　再见

　　-Amy: Hoo.

　　呼

　　That should hold me for a while.

　　a while: 一会儿

　　我应该能坚持一会儿

　　-Howard: I'm legally obligated to inform you that I took a Karate lesson when I was 11.

　　legally: 法律上 obligate: 有义务的 inform: 通知 Karate: 空手道（日本的一种徒手武术）

　　在法律上我有义务通知你我11岁时可学过空手道

　　I'd be a regular Ninja by now, if my mom could've arranged a carpool.

　　regular: 合格的 Ninja: (受过专门训练被雇作间谍或刺客的)日本武士 arrange: 安排 carpool: 合伙使用汽车

　　如果我妈妈当时答应拼车的话我现在就应该是个合格的忍者了

　　-Rajesh: Oh, yeah?

　　哦那又怎么样?

　　Well, I've been taking Pilates class at the Rec. Center,

　　pilates: 普拉提课程

　　呃我还去康乐中心学过普拉提呢

　　and my abs look like sections of a Hershey bar.

　　abs: [口语]腹肌（abdominal的缩写） hershey bar: [美国俚语]金线袖章(表示派往海外6个月)

　　我的腹肌就像巧克力块一样明显

　　-Howard: Oh, yeah? Won't matter, You're going down!

　　哦是吗? 无所谓反正你快完蛋了!

　　-Rajesh: No, uh-uh, you're going down!

　　go down: 被击败

　　不呃呃你才要完蛋了!

　　-Howard: If anybody's going to go down, it's going to be you.

　　如果一定要有人完蛋那个人一定是你

　　-Leonard: Fellas. It's been 30 minutes. Nobody's touched each other.

　　fella: [俚语]伙伴

　　伙计们已经30分钟了你们连碰都没碰一下对方

　　-Sheldon: I'm glad you decided to reject your animal hindbrain

　　reject: 拒绝 animal: 动物的 hindbrain: [胚]后脑

　　我很高兴你拒绝了你那动物的欲望

　　and return to the realm of pure intellect.

　　realm: 领域 intellect: 智力

　　回归到纯粹的理性中来

　　-Amy: As am I.

　　我也是

　　-Sheldon: What are you doing?

　　你在做什么?

　　-Amy: An experiment.

　　experiment: 实验

　　一个实验

　　Nope，nothing. Never mind.

　　nope: 没有

　　没感觉一点没有别管它了

　　-Rajesh: You realize you can't win.

　　realize: 认识到 win: 赢

　　你知道你赢不了

　　-Howard: I prefer to think that I can't lose.

　　但我想我不会输

　　-Rajesh: You're wrong.

　　你错了

　　It's only a matter of time before you fall into Rat-man's rat trap.

　　fall into: 落入 Rat: 鼠 trap: 陷阱

　　你很快就会踩到鼠人的捕鼠夹

　　-Howard: You pathetic fool!

　　pathetic: 可怜的 fool: 笨蛋

　　你这个可怜的笨蛋!

　　If there were a rat-catcher, wouldn't it catch rat-man?

　　rat-catcher: 捕鼠者

　　如果有捕鼠人的话鼠人不是也会被捕到吗?

　　-Rajesh: Just because I didn't express myself well doesn't mean my underlying point was invalid!

　　express: 表达 underlying: 根本的 point: 观点 invalid: 无效的

　　我只是没表达好但我的基本观点是有效的!

　　You bloviating buffoon!

　　bloviate: 发表冗长演说 buffoon: 丑角

　　你这个唠唠叨叨的小丑!

　　-Howard: You narcissistic nincompoop!

　　narcissistic: 自恋的 nincompoop: 傻子

　　你这个自恋的傻子!

　　-Rajesh: You crimson coward!

　　crimson: 深红色的 coward: 懦夫

　　你这个穿红色紧身衣的懦夫!

　　Oh, Leonard, wake up,

　　哦 Leonard 醒醒

　　You're missing some very excellent superhero quips.

　　miss: 错过 quip: 讽刺语