剧情简介：

　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.

　　台词：

　　-Rajesh: Water Demon.

　　demon: 魔鬼

　　水魔

　　-Howard: Ice Dragon.

　　dragon: 龙

　　冰龙

　　-Leonard: Lesser warlord of Ka'a.

　　lesser: 次要的 warlord: 军阀 ka: （古埃及人或偶像的）灵魂, psyche

　　次级战神之魂

　　-Sheldon: Not so fast.

　　别急

　　Infinite Sheldon.

　　infinite: 无穷大

　　无极限Sheldon

　　-Leonard: Infinite Sheldon?

　　无极限Sheldon?

　　-Sheldon: Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards

　　defeat: 击败

　　没错无极限Sheldon是最大的牌

　　and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.

　　violate: 违反 rule against: 否决 rule: 规则 against: 违反 homemade: 自制的

　　并且没有违反我在上班的时候建立的自创扑克的游戏规则

　　-Leonard: Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?

　　你知道为什么大家不愿意和你一起玩吗?

　　-Sheldon: No...

　　不明白...

　　Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.

　　ponder: 仔细考虑 preschool: 幼儿园

　　虽然从上幼儿园起我就对这个问题困惑不已

　　-Leonard: Hey.

　　嘿

　　-Zack: Hey.

　　嘿

　　-Leonard: Hey.

　　嘿

　　-Penny: Hey, your copy of science magazine was in my mailbox.

　　copy: 一册 science: 科学 magazine: 杂志 mailbox: 邮箱

　　嘿你的科学杂志被错放在了我的信箱里

　　-Leonard: Oh, thanks.

　　哦谢谢

　　-Penny: Mm-hmm.

　　不客气

　　-Zack: Check it out... all about planets this month.

　　check it out: 快看看 planet: 行星

　　快看看... 这个月讲的都是星球的事

　　-Leonard: That's an atom.

　　atom: 原子

　　那是一个原子

　　-Zack: Agree to disagree.

　　agree to disagree: 同意各自保留不同意见

　　我持保留意见

　　That's what I love about science... There's no one right answer.

　　我就喜欢科学的这一点...总是不止一个正确答案

　　-Leonard: So...

　　那啥...

　　You and Zack again, huh?

　　你和Zack又在一起了?

　　-Penny: Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.

　　是的没错我们又在一起了

　　-Zack: Were we here earlier?

　　earlier: 早先的时候

　　我们以前来过这儿吗?

　　-Penny: Okay, we should, we should go.

　　我们该走了

　　-Zack: Ah, not yet.

　　not yet: 还没

　　哈不急

　　I want to talk science with the science dudes.

　　dude: [用作称呼语]朋友

　　我想和这些科学达人们一起探讨下科学

　　-Howard: Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you.

　　哦科学达人们也想和你聊聊科学

　　What do you want to talk about...

　　你想聊些什么呢...

　　Rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?

　　rock: 岩石 dinosaur: 恐龙 beaver: 海狸

　　岩石恐龙还是我们的朋友海狸呢?

　　-Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.

　　discovery: 探索 channel: 频道

　　我在探索频道看过的最有意思的就是

　　Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it’ll just come back to life.

　　turns out: 翻转 starfish: 海星

　　原来如果你把海星杀死它还能复活

　　-Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts?

　　wear: 穿着 boxer: 拳击 shorts: 短裤

　　那只海星穿着平脚裤吗?

　　Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

　　nickelodeon:分钱娱乐场（一种旧式自动点唱机）

　　因为说不定你看的是尼克儿童频道

　　-Zack: No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel.

　　almost: 几乎

　　不我几乎可以肯定是在探索频道上看到的

　　It was a great show.

　　show: 演出

　　很精彩的节目

　　They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.

　　dolphin: 海豚 smart: 聪明

　　他们还说海豚或许比人类还要聪明呢

　　-Leonard: They might be smarter than some people.

　　他们或许比有些人聪明

　　-Zack: Maybe we can do an experiment to find out.

　　experiment: 实验 find out: 查明

　　或许我们还能做个实验来验证一下

　　-Sheldon: That's easy enough.

　　很容易

　　We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through,

　　tank: (盛液体或气体的)大容器 hoop: 铁环 jump: 跳

　　只需要一大桶水一只跳圈

　　and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.

　　bucket: 桶 whatever: 无论什么 bite-size: 小块的 treat: 对待 tasty: 美味的

　　再来一大桶随便什么你觉得好吃的小块食物就可以了

　　-Zack: I don't get it.

　　我听糊涂了

　　-Leonard: A dolphin might.

　　海豚或许会懂

　　-Zack: Oh, I see.

　　哦我知道了

　　You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.

　　infer: 推断 stupid: 愚蠢

　　你们推断出我很蠢是吧

　　-Sheldon: That's not correct.

　　correct: 正确的

　　不对

　　We were implying it. You then inferred it.

　　imply: 暗示

　　我们是在暗示这一点，之后你推断出了这一点

　　-Zack: Let's go.

　　我们走

　　-Penny: You know, for a group of guys who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied,

　　claim: 声称 bully: 被欺负的

　　你们这群人总是说自己大半辈子都在被人欺负

　　You can be real jerks.

　　jerk: 蠢人

　　没想到你们也可以混蛋到家

　　Shame on all of you.

　　shame: 羞耻

　　替你们感到羞耻

　　-Rajesh: What the hell did I do?

　　hell: 究竟（作加强语气词）

　　我到底干嘛了?

　　-Penny: You laughed.

　　laugh: 笑

　　你笑了啊

　　“Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state.

　　universe: 宇宙，世界  dense: 稠密的  state: 情形

　　“宇宙一度滚烫稠密，

　　Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

　　billion: 十亿 expansion: 膨胀 wait: 等待

　　140亿年前终于爆了炸，等着瞧...

　　The earth began to cool

　　cool: 变凉，冷却

　　地球开始降温，

　　The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools

　　autotrophs: 自养生物 drool: 从嘴淌下，散漫的说 neanderthals: 穴居人 tool: 工具

　　自养生物来起哄，穴居人发明工具。

　　We built the wall. We built the pyramids

　　the pyramids: 埃及金字塔

　　我们建长城，我们建金字塔。

　　Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.

　　math: 数学 science: 科学 history: 历史 unravel: 解开，阐明 mystery: 神秘，奥秘

　　数学、自然科学、历史，揭开神秘。

　　That all started with a big bang.”

　　bang: 撞击，砰然巨响

　　一切都开始于大爆炸。

　　Bang!

　　砰!”

　　-Leonard: Do you think Penny's right?

　　你们觉得Penny说的对吗?

　　Were we bullying Zack?

　　我们欺负Zack了吗?

　　-Howard: No, I know bullying.

　　没有啊我懂什么叫欺负人

　　He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.

　　swirly: 打旋的 ass: 屁股 crack: 裂缝 underpants: 内衣裤

　　被人打得晕头转向还被扒了内裤

　　-Rajesh: And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.

　　draw: 画 penis: [解剖] 阴茎 forehead: 前额

　　再说也没人在他的额头上画一个阴茎啊

　　-Leonard: That happened to you?

　　这事发生过在你身上?

　　-Rajesh: First day of cricket camp.

　　cricket: 板球 camp: 露营

　　就发生在我参加板球营的第一天

　　They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.

　　testicle: [解剖] 睾丸, family jewels

　　他们画了阴茎然后把我的眼睛当成睾丸

　　-Leonard: I don't know, I think we might owe the guy an apology.

　　owe: 欠 apology: 道歉

　　我不确定算不算或许我们欠他一声道歉

　　-Howard: So go apologize.

　　那就去道歉啊

　　-Leonard: Why me?

　　为什么要我去啊?

　　-Howard: You started it, we just piled on.

　　pile on: 堆在…之上

　　是你挑起的我们只是火上浇油

　　-Leonard: What would I even say?

　　我该怎么道歉?

　　-Sheldon: Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.

　　stupid: 傻瓜

　　Zack 很抱歉你是个蠢蛋

　　Have a milk dud.

　　milk dud:一种巧克力糖因为最初无法做成圆形而得名

　　吃块牛奶废物糖吧

　　-Rajesh: A milk dud?

　　牛奶废物糖?

　　-Sheldon: Yeah,

　　是的

　　milk duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor,

　　self-deprecating: 谦虚的 remarkably: 显著地 mild: 淡味的 flavor: 滋味

　　牛奶废物糖有着谦逊的名字和十分柔和的口味

　　are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.

　　apologetic: 道歉的 candy: 糖果

　　是最佳道歉用盒装糖果

　　-Leonard: I got a better idea.

　　我有个更好的主意

　　We're all responsible.

　　responsible: 负责的

　　我们都有责任

　　I say we all go. Come on, who's with me?

　　我说我们都去快点谁要跟我一起

　　Free comic books to anyone who comes with me.

　　free: 免费 comic: 连环漫画

　　跟我来的有免费漫画看

　　I might get punched. You really want to miss that?

　　punch: 用拳猛击 miss: 错过

　　我可能要挨揍你们真的想错过这好戏?

　　-Rajesh: Junior mints are pretty apologetic.

　　mint: 薄荷 apologetic: 赔罪的

　　软薄荷糖相当适用于道歉

　　-Sheldon: You're embarrassing yourself.

　　embarrassing: 使人尴尬的

　　你在丢你自己的脸

　　-Sheldon: Penny.

　　Penny啊

　　-Penny: What?

　　干嘛?

　　-Leonard: Yeah, we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack.

　　呃我们来找Zack谈谈嗨 Zack

　　-Zack: What do you want?

　　你想怎么样?

　　-Leonard: Listen, the stuff we were saying before...

　　stuff: 东西

　　听着我们之前说的那些话...

　　We were just kidding around.

　　Kidding around: 老开玩笑

　　我们只是在开玩笑

　　-Zack: No, you weren't.

　　不你们不是

　　You were making fun of me.

　　make fun: 开玩笑

　　你们是在取笑我

　　-Leonard: Come on, that's what we do.

　　别这样我们就是这样

　　We give each other a hard time.

　　hard time: 艰难时刻

　　我们互相取笑

　　Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis.

　　praying mantis: 螳螂

　　嘿 Sheldon 你看上去像只螳螂

　　-Sheldon: That's very hurtful.

　　hurtful: 造成损害的

　　这么说很伤感情

　　-Leonard: See?

　　明白了?

　　-Zack: I don't know, it still wasn't very nice.

　　我不知道还是觉得不太好

　　-Sheldon: Milk dud?

　　来块牛奶废物糖?

　　-Zack: Oh, I love milk duds.

　　哦我喜欢牛奶废物糖

　　Okay, we're cool.

　　cool: 没有问题的

　　好了我们和解了

　　-Sheldon: Junior mints.

　　软薄荷糖

　　-Zack: You guys want to come in and have a beer?

　　你们这些家伙想进来喝杯啤酒么?

　　-Leonard: Uh, we're on our way to the comic book store.

　　comic: 连环漫画 book store: 书店

　　呃我们正要去漫画书店

　　-Howard: Leonard's buying.

　　Leonard付账

　　-Zack: Really?

　　真的吗?

　　I haven't been to a comic book store in literally a million years.

　　literally: 照字面地 million: 百万

　　从字面意义上来说我有一百万年没去过漫画书店了

　　-Sheldon: Literally?

　　字面意义上?

　　Literally a million years?

　　真正的一百万年?

　　-Leonard: Don't.

　　别再

　　-Zack: You want to go with 'em?

　　em: 他们（等于them）

　　你想跟他们一起去吗?

　　-Penny: No.

　　不

　　-Zack: Okay, see you later.

　　好一会儿见

　　-Penny: Wait,

　　等等

　　W... w... w... wait, you're ditching me to go look at comic books?

　　ditching: 甩开

　　等... 等... 等... 等一等你要甩开我去看漫画书?

　　-Zack: Are you mad at me?

　　mad at: 生气

　　你生我气了?

　　-Penny: I'm not happy.

　　至少我不高兴

　　-Zack: Milk dud?

　　牛奶废物糖?

　　-Zack: Wow, this place is awesome.

　　awesome: 棒极的

　　哇这地方真棒

　　Where do they keep the Archies?

　　他们把Archie漫画放哪了?（Archie是一个针对儿童的科幻漫画）

　　-Sheldon: In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls, where they belong.

　　放在属于它们的地方十岁小女孩的房间

　　-Zack: Oh, no, you're thinking old-school Archie.

　　old school: 守旧派

　　哦不你想的是以前的Archie

　　It's much more sophisticated now.

　　sophisticate: 复杂的

　　它现在内容复杂多了

　　Like, there's two universes,

　　universe: 世界

　　就好像里面有两个世界

　　and Archie's married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other.

　　marry: 与…结婚

　　一个里面 Archie嫁给了Betty另一个里面嫁给了Veronica

　　Midge is even breaking up with moose.

　　midge: 蚊 break up: 分手 moose: [脊椎] 驼鹿

　　蚊子甚至正和麋鹿分手呢

　　-Rajesh: No.

　　不

　　-Zack: About time, right?

　　和时间有关对吧?

　　-Stuart: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Leonard: Hey.

　　嗨

　　-Stuart: You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?

　　chip in: 凑钱 bodyguard: 保镖

　　你们终于花钱雇保镖了?