在蛋糕店上轨道前

　　I'm just gonna have to find a temp job online.

　　我打算去网上找一份兼职

　　Can I close this window that says "Mexican painkillers"?

　　我能关掉这"墨西哥止痛药"的网页吗

　　Yeah, yeah, but, uh, bookmark it first.

　　关吧，关吧，不过要先收藏哦

　　Craigslist

　　美国生活信息门户网站

　　Here we are. Craigslist. Okay.

　　那开始吧，信息网，好了

　　How does this job sound?

　　这份工作怎么样

　　Disgusting and depraved.

　　又恶心又堕落

　　You didn't even hear it yet.

　　我都没说话呢

　　Did I not hear "Craigslist"?

　　"信息网"上有好货吗

　　半夜来访的强尼

　　Oh. Here's something easy I could do.

　　这有份我可以胜任的轻松工作

　　A professional organizer.

　　专业整理员

　　You're not a professional organizer.

　　你才不是什么专业整理员呢

　　You're barely a professional waitress.

　　你连一个专业的服务员都算不上

　　I am a genius at organizing things

　　我超擅长整理东西

　　and getting them out of the way.

　　与扫除垃圾

　　I recently lost all my money and the promise of a bright future,

　　我刚失去了万贯家产与光明的未来

　　and I've organized that into a file in my head

　　还能把这些破事整理进脑中一个名为

　　labeled "do not open until you are stronger."

　　"等心理素质强大了再打开"的文件夹

　　If I can handle that for myself,

　　我自己的惨事都能搞定

　　I can certainly handle a stranger's light filing.

　　帮陌生人整理更是易于反掌

　　If I had known all that craziness was going on in your head,

　　早知道你脑袋瓜里这么疯狂

　　I would have ordered you some Mexican pain killers.

　　我就帮你网上买墨西哥止痛药了

　　Or the Peruvian. They're stronger,

　　甚至是买秘鲁货，药效超猛

　　but sometimes they make you lose control of your hands.

　　但有时会害你的手不听使唤

　　Thought that was an ibuprofen.

　　错把秘鲁货当布洛芬吃了

　　What is Johnny doing here at 3:00 A.M.?

　　强尼凌晨三点来这儿干嘛啊

　　Thought it was a rapist or something.

　　还以为是强奸犯什么的呢

　　Rapists don't knock and wave.

　　强奸犯才不会敲门和挥手呢

　　And if they looked like that, we wouldn't call them rapists.

　　而且长成这样，怎么能称呼为强奸犯

　　We'd call them...

　　应该是叫...

　　Johnny!

　　强尼尼

　　What are you doing here?

　　大半夜的来干嘛

　　I'm here to talk to you guys

　　我是来跟你们谈谈

　　about The Church of Latter Day Saints.

　　耶稣基督后期圣徒教会

　　And I have to pee. Can I use your bathroom?

　　顺便尿个尿，能借用下你的厕所吗

　　No problem. Don't forget to tip the bathroom attendant.

　　没问题，别忘了给厕所服务员小费哟

　　What's up, caroline?

　　在干嘛呢，卡洛琳

　　Just trying to find a day job

　　在找一份不会

　　where I won't get handcuffed to a radiator.

　　被变态拷在暖气管上的兼职

　　On Craigslist?

　　不是吧，用信息网