If you have been following the Gladys series, you will know that our heroine wrote this song after meeting the star of the silver screen, Darren Woolf.

 

In real life the music is written and sung by Gabriella Burnel, and the words are by Bertie. Produced by Auburn Jam with drums by Rishi Pelham and guitar by Drew Wynen.

 

 

I sit in the dark

 

And I see your spark

 

Luminous, moving, Pure boy, perfect man

 

It’s a pity you kiss

 

That cinema star

 

It’s part artifice, I’m better by far

 

Bright projection

 

Screen affection 

 

Your witty Line,

 

Right on time

 

Pure perfection

 

Sweet Confection

 

Your parting shot

 

Is really so hot

 

But Hey-Ho, Here we Go

 

When I met you

 

In real life

 

Your teeth were bright, but not quite right, 

 

Hey-Ho, there you go, 

 

When I met you 

 

In real life

 

Your body was a  sight, but a shorter height

 

In real life,

 

In real life,

 

Nothing’s quite right

 

In real life,

 

In real life,

 

The man on the screen

 

In a mean machine,

 

In real life,

 

In real life,

 

You never see that scene, 

 

in Real life,

 

In real life

 

You walk in the light

 

A celebrated sight

 

Celestial, starry

 

Pure Joy, perfect Life

 

It’s a pity you seem

 

Too perfect by far

 

A Photoshop dream

 

Life’s messy, my star

 

Bright projection

 

Screen affection 

 

Your witty Line

 

Right on time

 

Pure perfection

 

Sweet Confection

 

Your parting shot

 

Is really so hot

 

But Hey-Ho, there we Go

 

When I met you

 

In real life

 

Crumbs on your lips, stained  finger tips

 

Hey-Ho, there you go, 

 

When I met you in real life

 

Your witty anecdote

 

Hit the wrong note

 

In real life,

 

In real life,

 

Nothing’s quite right

 

In real life,

 

In real life,

 

The man on the screen

 

In a mean machine,

 

In real life,

 

In real life,

 

You never see that scene, 

 

in Real life,

 

In real life

 

You never see that scene,

 

You never see that scene,

 

Only on the cinema screen