打工姐妹花第一季第186期:春假的美好时光(2)（打印版）

　　Wow, this place is amazing. It's, like, the cover of gay gay gay magazine.

　　这地方也太赞了吧。不给《超基基基杂志》当封面，真是可惜了啊

　　Max, you have to stop reducing them to that gay stereotype.

　　麦克斯，别再把人家贬低成基佬中的大路货

　　Now, read me the security code. It's..."Liza."

　　快念警报器密码吧。是"丽莎"

　　A lot of different types of people like Liza Minnelli.

　　很多不同类型的人都喜欢丽莎·明尼利啊

　　Oh, look, it's a poodle in a tutu. That's not gay, right?

　　瞧，穿着芭蕾舞短裙的小贵宾狗。这一点都不"基"情四射，对吧

　　Lots of... lots of different types of people have a poodle in a tutu... Named Barbra Streisand.

　　很多...很多人都有穿着芭蕾舞裙的小贵宾狗，名字都取"芭芭拉·史翠珊"

　　Oh, there's the book of instructions.

　　看家指南在这里

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　"Hey, girl. Hey, care bear. Have fun with Barbra Streisand and Wynonna Judd.

　　"嗨，姑娘，嗨，小可爱。好好跟芭芭拉·史翠珊与维诺娜·贾德玩吧"

　　"Wynonna is a little temperamental and tends to stay in the bedroom.

　　"维诺娜有点脾气不好，喜欢待在卧室里不出来

　　We didn't have time to purge her anal gland before left. Instructions on page two."

　　我们临走前来不及帮她清理肛门腺，清理方法详见第二页"

　　I'm starting to understand the $600.

　　我开始明白为啥给这么多钱了

　　"Don't worry, it's easy. We do it all the time."

　　"不用紧张，很简单，我们常弄"

　　No wonder Wynonna's so temperamental.

　　难怪维诺娜脾气不好了

　　"Help yourself to anything in the fridge. There are portable saunas in the closet."

　　"冰箱里的东西想吃就吃，衣橱里有家用式桑拿"

　　Portable saunas? Love it, what is it?

　　家用式桑拿。爱死了，那是什么东西来着？