Han, did you just go up on your tiptoes like a big boy? 阿憨，你踮脚是为了显得个子高点吗

　　Well, I wasn't expecting a photo opportunity. 我不知道今天会需要拍照

　　And I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home. 所以我没穿汤姆·克鲁斯也爱穿的增高鞋来

　　Max, give him a break. This is a man who was too short to be a jockey. 麦克斯，别说他了。这男人矮的都当不上马师

　　Oleg, give me your camera. I must approve picture. 奥列格，给我相机。我得审核照片。

　　We've taken it three times already. 我们都拍了三次了

　　Han, if you want a nip slip, just ask. 阿憨，如果你想要奶子走光照，就直说

　　My dress is too pretty for this conversation, 我的衣服这么漂亮，不适合参与这种话题

　　so I'm gonna go get the cupcake from the refrigerator. 所以我还是去冰箱把蛋糕拿出来吧

　　And I'm going to warm up my new town car for the ladies. 那我先为姑娘们热一下我的加长新轿车

　　New? What is this, 2002? 新车？如果现在是2002年，那就是新车

　　I hope so, then I will have chance to meet you for first time all over again. 我倒希望，这样我就有机会重新与你相遇。

　　Now this is not professional driver talk. 这可不是专职司机该讲的话

　　Hey, fancy ball Buster, what's your deal? 舞会仙女婆婆，你这是闹哪样

　　You told him to get a dream and a drive, and he did. 是你告诉他要有梦想与冲劲，现在他做到了。

　　Max, I have two sore spots. Trusting men and... 麦克斯，我有两个痛处。一个是相信男人

　　And here, where that crazy Jamaican wove my extensions too tight. 另一个是这里，那个牙买加疯子把我的头发接得太紧了

　　I'm thinking I should wait to put the cupcake in the cupcake purse till we get out of the car. 我在想等下车之后，我再把小蛋糕放进小蛋糕包里

　　We want our beer batter maple bacon cupcake to represent our cupcake business. 我要用混酒面粉加枫蜜培根小蛋糕，作为我们小蛋糕业务的招牌。

　　We have a new record. She cupcake four times in one speech. 她又刷新记录了。一口气居然说了四次小蛋糕。

　　We should go. Upper East Side from Brooklyn at this time of day is crazy. 我们该走了。这个点从布鲁克林去上东区该堵死了。

　　But we came in here to show Earl. 可我们来这是为了让厄尔看看

　　Maybe Earl decided not to come since he had the night off. 可能厄尔觉得今晚休息就不过来了吧

　　Max, we really should be there at the start. That's prime Martha Stewart stalking time. 麦克斯，我们必须在一开始就到场。那是偷偷接近玛莎·斯图尔特的最佳时机。

　　You're right. And Martha will probably have to leave early to get up to bake; 你说得对，玛莎"很可能"会需要提早离场，回家干活

　　a little something I knows about. The only difference between Martha and I 这方面我也经验丰富。我和玛莎唯一的区别是

　　is she probably doesn't have to worry about waking up her roommate who lives four feet from the oven. 她无需担心会吵醒睡在烤箱四英尺之外的室友

　　But otherwise, twinsies! 除此之外，毫无差别啊！