because when Han flips that switch, 因为阿憨一旦按下那个改朝换代的按钮

　　the only tip I can give you is, don't wash your hair every day. It dries it out. 我能给你们的小费就只剩别天天洗头发了。头发会丧失水分的。

　　Okay. Here comes the future. One, two-- 好啦，一起迈向未来吧。一，二...

　　This old building sucks me so hard. 这破楼真他妈要把我搞死了

　　Congratulations, ladies. This is your lucky night. 恭喜你们俩啦。今晚是你们的幸运夜。

　　Speaking of luck, here are your pearls. 说到幸运，这些是你的珍珠。

　　I found most of them, but I think Chestnut ate a few. 我找回了绝大多数，但我猜栗宝吃掉了几颗。

　　You can dig for those later yourself. Max. 你之后自己去慢慢"挖掘"吧。麦克斯。

　　And it won't look the same, because you have to string them on this cheap-ass wire 但它是弄回不了原样了，因为你得自己用这便宜烂线穿上，

　　I got at the hipster bead store... Beading off. 这是我在嬉皮串珠店买的，店名叫"得以珠之"。

　　We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total. 我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收入加到小蛋糕生意基金里啊。

　　Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need. 加上那150块，咱们离目标又迈进了"一大步"呢。

　　We'll get there, Max. Because you and I have something Martha Stewart and machines don't. 有志者事竟成嘛。因为我们有着家政女皇跟小蛋糕机都没有的东西。

　　Unpaid bills? Mushrooms growing on our bathroom rug? 未缴的账单吗？还是浴室门口地毯上长的小蘑菇？

　　No, each other. 我们有着彼此嘛

　　Aww, a year later you're still trying to get me to feel things. 哎哟，都认识一年了，你还在想着让我有点人性。

　　Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky? 你想知道我觉得它是幸运项链的真正原因吗？

　　I was wearing it the day I met you. 遇见你的那天，我就戴着它

　　So, I'm gonna have some extras. Do you wanna make one for yourself? 会有多余的珍珠呢。你想给自己也做一个吗？

　　Nah, I've had plenty of pearl necklaces, and I find them more sticky than lucky. 不用，我有过很多"珍珠项链"了，我觉得它们是黏腻而不是幸运。

　　Max, [email protected]. "Haven't forgotten about you, girls. Martha Stewart." 麦克斯，玛莎斯图尔特网寄信来了。"我可没忘了你们俩姑娘哦，玛莎·斯图尔特"。

　　Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again. 我才以为人生已经无望，她又重燃我希望之火。