① Please don't tell anyone what I told you. Keep it a secret. 我告诉你的事情不要告诉别人，保密。

② I'm not telling you who she's seeing. I'm keeping it a secret. 我不会告诉你她跟谁约会了。我会保守秘密的。

A gag gift 一份恶搞礼物

① I bought Sara a bacon-scented candle as a gag gift. 我给Sara买了一个恶搞礼物，是培根味道的蜡烛。

② Why did you give me a fake dog poop? Is this a gag gift? 你为什么要给我一坨假的狗屎？这是恶搞礼物吗？