When I was 5, I tried to jump into picture on the wall after I saw Steve do it on Blue's Clues.

五岁的我，在看了<蓝色斑点狗>动画里面Steve能跳入墙上的画之后，也试图跳进墙上的画里。

jump into 跳进

Blue's Clues <蓝色斑点狗>，一部真人结合卡通人物的动画片

I accidentally opened a bathroom stall when someone was using it and we made eye contact for three whole seconds.

我无意中拉开了一个卫生间的隔间，发现里面有人，我们整整对视了三秒。

accidentally adv. 意外的

stall n. 摊位，这里指“隔间”的意思

One time someone told me they had the same name as me and I asked what theirs was.

有一次，有人告诉我说我们名字一样，然后我就问道：“那你叫啥名字啊？”

My mom once used the flashlight on her phone to try to look for her phone.

我老妈曾经打着自己手机的闪光灯去找她的手机。

flashlight n. 手电筒，闪光灯

After I fell down the stairs. I went upstairs to see how I fell. I fell again.

在我从楼梯上摔下来后，我又跑上去看自己到底是咋摔的，结果，我又摔了一次。

stairs n. 楼梯