put something back 把……放回去

alternate vi. 交替

employee n. 员工

employer n. 雇主

wake up 醒来

the middle of 在中间

spicy adj. 辣的

Sometimes when I’m sick of doing laundry I just fold my husband’s dirty clothes and put them back.

当我讨厌洗衣服的时候，我就把我老公的脏衣服，叠好，放回去……

I alternate between two different McDonald’s for lunch so the employees don’t think I eat there every day.

每次吃午饭，我都会选两家不同的麦当劳餐厅换着吃。这样一来，店员们就不会发现我天天吃麦当劳了。

My husband and I sometimes wake up our 1-year-old daughter in the middle of the night because we miss her.

我和我的丈夫经常在半夜摇醒我们的女儿，因为我们想她了。

I told my 81- year-old mother that California uses different Internet so she’d stop emailing me cat pictures.

我告诉我81岁的老母说，加利福利亚用的是不同的网络。这样，她就不会每天和我发猫咪的图片了。

，竟然是这样！