经典双语笑话 第14期:一次特别的伤风感冒(在线收听

 And uncalling cold 一次特别的伤风感冒

On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out. 一个阴雨、悲惨的日子,有列送葬队伍正沿着陡峭的山路向墓地前进,这时突然间灵车的后门破开,棺材滑出车外。
To the horror of the mourners, the casket hurtled down the hill, scattering motorists and pedestrians. 令哀悼者大感惊恐的是,棺材滑下山坡,冲散了汽车和行人。
At tremendous speed it leaped onto the sidewalk and barreled into a drugstore. It crashed into the counter and the lid flew open. 接着它以高速冲上人行道并滚进一家药房,最后棺材撞到了柜台里面,盖子则崩开了。
"For Heaven's sake," said the corpse to the astonished pharmacist, "give me something to stop this coffin. " “看在老天的份上,”棺木中的尸体向惊魂未定的药剂师说道:“给我一点东西把棺材停止下来。”
1.funeral procession 送葬队伍
例句:The funeral procession in Paris was the last rally of the revolution.
在巴黎为她的送葬队伍要算学潮运动的最后的集会了。
2.rear doors 后门
例句:Here rear doors open up against the wind like in the exclusive Rolls-Royce model.
这辆车的后门敞开,迎着风就像是独一无二的劳斯莱斯模型。
3.slid out 滑落
例句:The cake easily slid out of the pan.
那块薄饼很轻易地从锅里滑落出来。
4.at tremendous speed 高速
例句:It now came straigh towards them at tremendous speed.
它现在正以惊人的速度直冲他们驶来。
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