A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom. 一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor. “你早上有小便吗?，’医生问他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. " “有，每天早上六点钟。”

"And how are your bowel movements?" “那大便情况如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. " “像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”

"So what's the problem?" “那问题到底出在哪里呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. " “我八点钟才起床。”