人物：乔伊，劳拉

　　事件：社工劳拉家访，发现领养夫妻钱德勒和莫妮卡的好朋友乔伊曾经伤过自己的心。为了帮助朋友，乔伊临场发挥，轻松搞定愤怒的劳拉。

　　Joey: Uhm... OK... uhm... Well, yeah...You have got some nerve, coming back here.

　　乔伊：呃……好吧……呃……嗯，没错……你有几分胆量啊，还敢回这儿来。我简直不敢相信你一直没给我打电话。

　　Laura: Excuse me?

　　劳拉：你说什么？

　　Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady.Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.

　　乔伊：哦……是啊……你说不定连我的名字都不记得了。顺便说一句，我叫乔伊。不用告诉我你的名字，因为我完全记得……女士。没错！我一直在等你打电话给我，等了好几个星期。

　　Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.

　　劳拉：我把我的电话号码给你了，是你没给我打电话。

　　Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, OK? I'm not some kind of... social work, OK, that you can just... do.

　　乔伊：不对，不对！你别想颠倒黑白，好吗？我不是什么……社会工作，明白吗，能让你……想动手就动手。

　　Laura: Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.

　　劳拉：呃，我很肯定我把我的号码给你了。

　　Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?

　　乔伊：真的？你好好想想。拜托！你这么漂亮，又聪明又风趣，咱们过得很愉快，对吧？我要是有你的电话，怎么会不打给你？

　　Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry...

　　劳拉：我也不知道……呃，可能是我弄错了……对不起……

　　Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... OK? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?

　　乔伊：不，不，嘿，不行！现在道歉太晚了……明白吗？你伤透了我的心。你知道为了忘记你我又找了多少女人吗？

　　Laura: Joey, wait!

　　劳拉：乔伊，等等！

　　Joey: No! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore...

　　乔伊：不！我等得够久的了，我再也等不下去了……