人物：艾米，瑞秋，罗斯

事件：瑞秋的妹妹艾米挑三拣四令人厌烦，还和一个有妇之夫交往，让瑞秋很吃惊。

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Amy: Oh, she’s precious. Do you ever worry that she’s gonna get your real nose?

艾米：哦，她真可爱啊。你担心她会遗传你的真鼻子吗？

Rachel: Amy! Yes I do, I really do.

瑞秋：艾米！是的，我担心，我真的担心。

Amy: Hello? Yeah, um, hang on one sec. Can I take this upstairs?

艾米：你好？嗯，呃，稍等一下。我可以到楼上去接电话吗？

Ross: Sure, we don’t live there but...

罗斯：当然可以啊，只是楼上不是我们家，但是……

Amy: Seriously? It’s... it’s just these rooms? I thought you were a doctor.

艾米：你是认真的吗？就……就只有这几个房间？我还以为你是医生呢。

Rachel: Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.

瑞秋：不，罗斯是博士。

Amy: Ew.

艾米：好恶心。

Rachel: God, she is unbelievable.

瑞秋：天啊，她真是让人受不了。

Ross: I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD.

罗斯：就是啊，哲学博士和医学博士一样好。

Rachel: Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.

瑞秋：哦，当然啊，罗斯，没错。我要是在饭店突发心脏病，还真希望你拿着化石刷子救我。

Amy: Stupid Thanksgiving.

艾米：愚蠢的感恩节！

Rachel: What? What happened?

瑞秋：怎么了？出什么事了？

Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean, I… I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear句, it’s almost not even worth dating married guys.

艾米：我男友取消了约会。我是说，我……我终于找到了一段认真的感情。我是说，找到了一个能一起过感恩节的人，可是他老婆竟然回来了。我发誓，根本不值得跟有妇之夫交往。