人物：艾瑞卡，乔伊

事件：乔伊与影迷艾瑞卡吃饭，发现艾瑞卡分不清电视剧与现实。

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Erica: Oh, Drake, isn’t it amazing?

艾瑞卡：哦，德雷克，这难道不令人惊叹吗？

Joey: Yeah it is...what?

乔伊：嗯，是……怎么了？

Erica: Well, here we sit,devil may care, just a little while agoyou were reattaching someone’s spinal cord.

艾瑞卡：就是，现在我们轻松地坐在这儿，但不久前，你还在重接别人的脊髓。

Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minutes.

乔伊：是啊，那实在不简单，事实上，那个手术的镜头可拍了十几个钟头呢，可他们就只播了两分钟而已。

Erica: Who’s they?

艾瑞卡：“他们”是谁？

Joey: No one.

乔伊：没有啦。

Erica: Oh Drake, you are so talented. Let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them... but I won’t.

艾瑞卡：哦，德雷克，你真有才华，让我看看你那双手。哦，这双美丽的手，真想吃掉它们……但是我不能。

Joey: Good, otherwise my watch would fall off.

乔伊：是啊，不然我的手表一定会掉下来。

Erica: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?

艾瑞卡：不，说真的，这双手，这双救人无数、创造奇迹的手，哦，只要我能靠近、抚摸、或许甚至舔一只就好。

Joey: Alright, just one. Wow, you’re good at that.

乔伊：好吧，那就舔一只好了。哇，你很不错耶。

Stranger: Oh my God! Someone, he’s choking. Is anyone here a doctor?

饭店的顾客：天哪，来人哪，有人噎住了！这里有没有医生？

Erica: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Ramoray.

艾瑞卡：有的，有的！沙仑市最好的医生就在这儿，德雷克·瑞摩瑞医生。