艾伦脱口秀第29期:光芒万丈（打印版）

　　Hi.Hi, Oprah. Happy Mardi Gras I'm... I'm not Oprah, and I'm trying to do a show right here. 嗨 .嗨奥普拉狂欢节快乐我我不是奥普拉我这正做节目呢

　　I know that.Happy Mardi Gras, Helen.Sorry everybody. This is Gina. 我知道狂欢节快乐海伦抱歉这是吉娜

　　She is our Litter Genie model from "Cat Week". 她是来自"猫猫日记"的"凌乱小妖"模特

　　Gina, I don't think...Uh... very popular. 吉娜我觉得挺受欢迎嘛

　　Oh, wow. You're very very full of yourself since you modeled for Little Genie. 哇自从做了"凌乱小妖"的模特之后你就相当富有啊

　　Listen, maybe you've had too much to drink, do you think?No. 听着你是不是喝太多了你觉得呢没有

　　No? Okay. Do you wanna sit down?Yes.All right. I was thinking maybe in the chair here. 没有吗好吧你要坐下吗好好吧我说的是坐椅子上

　　Do you want to sit in the chair?Okay.Look at my beads. - I see them.They're clean and shiny. - They are. 你想坐椅子上来吗好快看我的项链 -看到了光芒万丈 -确实

　　You remember that? You remember that? 你记得吗记不记得

　　Yeah. I remember that. I know about Mardi Gras. 我记得我知道狂欢节

　　Shiny. - Yep.You wanna know how I got them? 好闪 -对想知道我怎么得来的吗

　　I know how you got them. I know what happened there. 我知道是怎么来的我知道当时发生了什么

　　You wanna see how I got them? 你想看看我怎么得到这链子的吗

　　No. I do not want to see it.You wanna see how I got them? 不想一点都不想想看吗

　　Do not wanna see.I can show you. - No.I brought a clip. 完全不想可以给你看看 -不要我带了录像

　　Really? - Hmm. Roll it! 是吗 -播放