艾伦脱口秀第30期:真是很幸运（打印版）

　　How much about these beads please?Okay.A lot of thing you have, right?Don't worry about it. 这些珠子多少钱好的买了不少啊是吧不要担心

　　That's not what I was expecting.That's how I got those beads. 这我倒没想到我就是这样得到这链子的

　　All right. Oh, good.Except for this one. - Okay.I got this one by showing my... 好吧很好除了这个 -好为了得到它我可是秀了我的

　　I don't need to see.No. We have to go. We have to.Tatas.No. No. 我不要看别我们要走了我们必须 "小白兔" 别打住

　　Happy Mardi Gras to you.Happy Mardi Gras, Helen.Okay. We'll be right back.Do you want one. -Yeah. 狂欢节快乐狂欢节快乐海伦广告之后马上回来你想要一条吗 -呃

　　Listen, you did what anybody should have done but they didn't, and you did, 你做了大家都该做的事可是他们没做而你做了

　　so good for you,and thank goodness you were driving by. 好样的幸好你当时开车经过

　　Thank you.How did you beat the selfie that broke the Internet? 谢谢你是怎么拍出这张红遍网络的自拍的

　　Yeah, I don't know.That was so lucky. I mean that was so...I've seen that in my nightmares. 嗯我也不知道真是很幸运我是说我做噩梦都梦见它