I will tell you if what you are doing...if you're trying to pass the "bar"? 也许你正在愁怎么考过司法考试（音同酒吧） 我来告诉你怎么考过

　　Stop, turn around, go back in the bar,Have a shot of tequila. 停下来 转个身 走进一家酒吧 喝杯龙舌兰

　　I passed 3 bars this morning,I know what I'm talking about. 早上我走"过"了3间酒吧 我当然知道自己在说什么

　　Anybody studies in economics?This is money and it's a lot of it. 有学经济学的吗 这里有很多钱

　　Now-Pay attention if you study in physics or meteorology,I just made it rain. 现在 学物理学和气象学的要注意了哈 我来下个钱"雨"

　　Gravity.So, that's gravity.Now it's time for the anatomy lesson. 看 地心引力 这就是重力 该上解剖学了

　　Nick, my gardener, Nick, where are you?Please, get naked for educational purposes. 尼克 我的园丁尼克 你在哪呢 请你为教育大业牺牲一下 脱个衣服 露个肉肉

　　Thank you.A- for not to take your pants off. 谢谢 没脱裤子 只给你A-

　　Hey, can you pick up that money right over there?Thank you. 麻烦你捡下那边的钱好吗 谢谢

　　Finally, if anyone here is studying in math or music appreciation, 最后 如果有人是学数学或者音乐鉴赏的话

　　Listen up,I have two feet and I am gonna use them While we play this music to dance to. 注意哦 我有"两"只脚 而且我会用我的双脚 跟着这段音乐跳舞