艾伦脱口秀第89期:小时候蠢哭了（打印版）

　　Oh yeah - I didn't know that Yeah, no, we've never swim together - No 我确实有 -我并不知道是的我们从没一起游过泳 -没有

　　but you have but so but yeah I know when I was five, 但你我记得我五岁的时候

　　I was, we had a circular swimming pool that my dad built into the ground, 我爸爸修了个圆形的地下游泳池

　　so it was not the one to climb up into it. 不是那种攀爬式的

　　And I basically was riding my tricycle around the pool, 我在泳池周围骑着脚踏车

　　I just I don't know, I just took a wrong turn,and I went into the pool. 不知道为什么我转错了方向掉进了泳池里

　　And I was sort of panic and kind of just sunken and I didn't think let it go. 我当时吓坏了不断在下沉我也没想到要松手

　　So you are not a bright child. - No, I was a very dumb child. 所以你小时候不是很聪明 -对我小时候蠢哭了

　　It's a shame.But my brother right and dove in and got me out of the pool. 太丢脸了好在我哥跳进泳池把我救了出来

　　But I have this, it's like a Pavlov in thing when I go under. 我一下水似乎就会有阴影

　　I just, so I had to do There is a scene where I I hold on to all of this weighs. 有一次一个场景是我抓住一些重物

　　And I decided I'm gonna try to just off myself. 决定这样自杀