艾伦脱口秀第97期:入不敷出（打印版）

　　So, what did you do with that money?I donated it back to my school. 那你是怎么处理这笔钱的我把它捐给了我的学校

　　You gave all the money back to you school. -Yeah. 你把钱全部捐给了学校 -是的

　　So,My, you're, I mean, you're struggling to pay your own bills. 那天呐你你自己都入不敷出

　　And you gave all of that money, you didn't keep a little bit of it. 你却把所有的钱都捐了你一点儿都没留

　　You gave it all to the school. -No.My kids are just amazing. 你全部捐给了学校 -对我的学生们都很棒

　　I, they are hardworking and loving,and everyday they come to school, 他们勤奋有爱每天他们来上学

　　they give me hundred percent of themselves. 都百分百投入

　　You know 90% of our kids are low-income,Um, some of them are homeless, 我们九成的孩子都来自低收入家庭甚至有一些孩子无家可归

　　They just have such challenge and adversities.and they deserve so much. 他们有太多的艰辛和不幸他们理应获得更多

　　And this is just like a little bit what I could give them. 这只是我所能给他们的一点点帮助

　　But you, you, you are not even, en.that's not where you stop 但是你你并不仅仅你做的远远不止这些

　　So there is a little boy who was acting out in class, right? 有个小男孩在班上捣乱对吧

　　And, you say, um, tell everyone what you did. 然后你说告诉大家你做了什么

　　So I have a little who was little misbehaving, 我班上有个小男孩有点淘气

　　So I kind of bribed him, um,and said, you know, if you have a couple good weeks, 所以我就贿赂他说如果你连续几周表现良好

　　and of your good behavior and I'll take you out to dinner. 我就请你吃晚饭奖励你