艾伦脱口秀第110期:过程太恐怖（打印版）

　　Alrigt. Oh.That's not good when that sound happens.Who wants to go next? 啊听起来感觉不大妙下一个谁来

　　You want Melanie or Heather, it's up to you. 是梅勒妮还是希瑟由你们决定

　　Me, 'cause it's killing me.Okay. The waiting is killing me. 我来这太折磨人了好等的过程太恐怖了

　　Than it's gonna be Melanie, okay? 那就先降梅勒妮吧好吗

　　Melanie, I will see you in a minute. - Okay. 梅勒妮等会儿见 -好

　　I mean, it's too much fun,when you said you are scared. 说真的你说害怕的时候实在是太有意思了

　　Okay. Now, are you ready?Wait a minute, wait wait wait wait.Wait. 现在你准备好了吗等等等一下等等等等等等

　　The crocodile has not moved back to that area yet. 鳄鱼还没回去呢

　　Alrigt.No. There are not crocodiles in there.Sharks.I am kidding. 好吧啊不对那没有鳄鱼有鲨鱼逗你呢

　　There are little baby jerboa cheer packs. 那有群乐颠颠的小跳鼠

　　Alrigt. Here we go, ready? Yes. 来了准备好了吗准备好了

　　Here you go.Come on now.Hi. Oh My God!Hi.Hi...Alrigt. 走你大家出来吧嗨 -啊天呐嗨嗨好了

　　You each are getting a fifty-inches TCL Roku TV,and we, get to dance. 你们每人都将获得一台50寸TCL罗库电视我们来跳个舞吧