艾伦脱口秀第165期:有点不知所措（打印版）

　　Last week we sent our PA Ari to Ohio State University to surprise the sorority. 上周我们派助理阿力去俄亥俄州立大学给姐妹会的一个惊喜

　　Six of the sorority members are in the audience today. 姐妹会中有六人来到了现场

　　Ladies, come on down.You have Mics on chairs back there and everybody have got a Mic here. 女士们上台来吧麦克风就在你们椅子后面这也有一个麦给你们

　　You just clip it on.And,you got it? I don't know.I don't know how to do this. 你们只要夹上就行然后找到了吗我不知道我不知道怎么找

　　I think is on the seats right behind you.Oh, I'm shaking. - On your sit... 应该就在你椅子上找找你后面天我在发抖在你椅子上

　　You got it?This is right. Here.It's all right. 找到了吗找到了我来吧别紧张

　　Now we run out of time. Thanks for....All right.So welcome, hi. 时间不够用了谢谢好了欢迎你们

　　So are you went surprising.are you missing class for... 看来你们还有点不知所措你们缺课了为了

　　Thanks for being here for missing your school. 谢谢你们为了来这都缺课了

　　We... I always skip classes for your show, so it's okay. 我为看你的节目一直逃课所以无所谓啦

　　Oh great. She held multiple talks We coming to you since totally okay. 好吧她和很多人说了我们会来你的节目所以这完全没问题

　　Really? Well, first of all, ah.This is the first time you are here? 真的吗首先这是你们第一次来我的节目吗

　　Or I think you have been here before. Yeah, I 还是说你们以前来过我的节目是的我

　　Not in here. Yeah, I have been here before but not inside. 不是在这里我来过但是没有进来这里

　　I came on spring break, and this amazing woman let me go around the studio 我在春假的时候来的然后有很好的姐姐让我参观了演播室

　　She is a tour guide, she let me go in. 她是个导游让我进来了

　　And I bought so much merch they gave me discount.We got really bad. 然后我买了很多东西他们还给我打了折我们当时真的很开心

　　and I got view of your parking spot. It was amazing. 而且我还参观了你的停车位太不可思议了