Pol: I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.

　　我以为你说针灸会让我好受一点呢

　　Mantis: Trust me, it will. It’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this…

　　相信我，会的。只不过找到正确的穴位不太容易，尤其是隔着一层……

　　Pol: Fat?

　　脂肪？

　　Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.

　　毛，我要说的是毛。

　　Pol: Sure you were.

　　是才怪呢

　　Mantis: Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size?

　　我怎么会用体型来评价一个武士呢？

　　Mantis: I mean, look at me. I’m over here.

　　你看看我，我在这儿呢！

　　Viper: Maybe you should take a look at this again.

　　也许你应该再看看这张图

　　Mantis: Oh, OK.

　　啊，好吧。

　　Pol: Stop it, stop!

　　停，停，停！

　　Pol: I know master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all, but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he was trying to get rid of me.

　　我知道师父是想激励我什么的，但是如果我没领悟到这一点，我会说他想赶我走。

　　Mantis: I know he can seem kind of heartless, but you know he wasn’t always like that.

　　我知道他看起来铁石心肠，但是你知道吗，他并不是一直那样的。

　　Viper: According to legend, there was once a time when master Shifu actually used to smile.

　　传说曾经有一段时间，师父事实上经常笑的。