艾伦脱口秀第364期:免费咖啡（打印版）

　　How much coffee can I drink.That's why they did it.Cause you only have one cup of a day probably 我能喝多少咖啡啊这就是他们为什么要给你因为你可能一天才喝一杯

　　Do you have more than one cup.You look like 你一天不止喝一杯吗你看起来

　　We don't give you free coffee here,so clearly not from us 我们可没有免费咖啡你肯定不是在我们这喝的

　　No,No,Did we give you underwear,Eh,yeah.Good,good,am I wearing it 不是可我们送你内裤没错不错不错我现在穿着吗

　　I don't know,Are you.No,no one knows.Well you probably know,I would think you know 我不知道你穿着吗不没人知道你可能知道我觉得你知道

　　Do you know if you are wearing it,yes.Yes you know,are you wearing it 如果你穿着你会知道吗会所以你知道你穿着吗

　　I won't tell.All right,I will put you pants down.That's what we do here 我不告诉你好吧我会把你的裤子扒下来我们这儿都这么干

　　Alright bernhoft,tell people what you do before you walk over there,cause I've watched it 好了 Bernhoft 在你表演前跟大家说说你自己吧我看过你表演

　　It's amazing,what you do all by yourself over there 你一个人完成这么多人的事很棒

　　Basically I had a full band like 8 people,but I couldn't afford that 其实我原来有一个八个人的乐队但后来放弃了

　　No one can these days,So I tried to scale down and I found after that there was just me 因为没人承受得了那开销我只好慢慢削减规模到最后只剩我一个人了

　　I have a kind of a recording,it's a tape recorder.And I press a button and it records 我有一个录音的机器是个磁带录音机我只要按下按钮它就能录音了

　　And I press another buttoon and it records over that,and I can do tons of stuff and yeah 我按下另一个按钮又多录进去一层声音然后我就用它录了很多东西就是这样

　　So you just overlapping your voice until you play.So what you gonna do 你只需要把声音叠加起来然后你就可以表演了所以你将要

　　I just wanna make sure you all understand what's happening,as he's recording his voice adding more and more layers 我不知道大家听明白了没有他表演的背景音乐是自己一层层录起来的

　　I konw you have to set up a minute,so we'll head over there.And I wonder if your underwear are on or not 现在到舞台那边准备开始表演吧我还是很好奇你到底穿了那条内裤吗