And she was really nice,she tried to just play it off, 但是她是个好人 她想就这么含糊过去

Oh,it was a long time ago,I was on Dancing With The Stars. 哦 那是很久之前的事了 我当时参加了《与星共舞》

And my ankle was bad,I didn't even dance,It was brief and, 我的踝关节不大好 所以我都没能跳成 那只是个很简短的节目

Anyway so it was Stacy Keebler,Obviously I know that now. 总之她是Stacy Keebler 很明显 我现在知道了

And I'm sure a lot of you knew that already. 而且我确定很多观众已经知道了

And so Stacy I'm so sorry,and that's really embarrassing and, 所以 Stacy 我很抱歉 然后这件事真的很尴尬

But anyway she was sweet about it, 但是 不管怎么说她还是很和善的

But that really happens to me a lot,Uh way more than it should, 但是这种事情经常发生在我身上 多到不应该这样

And that is one of the reasons I don't go to parties, 这就是我不去派对的原因之一

because that will happen to me,and it's just best that I stay home, 因为这种事情会发生 所以 我还是窝在家里的好

Well the other reason is that most parties start after 10:00,and I'm usually in bed by then. 另一个原因是大多数派对都在十点以后 那时我通常已经睡了

So even you know I really could have gone to these Oscar parties. 甚至 我其实可以去那些奥斯卡派对的

and people are like oh it starts at 11:00 and I'm like I'm not going to that party.It's crazy. 然后人们说 哦 那个11点钟开始 于是我说 我才不要去呢 太疯狂了

And but to be fair really.I meet a lot of people,you can imagine. 但是为了公平起见 我要说 我见过太多人了 你可以想象到的

And it's hard to remember everybody,if you think about it.This show has been on for nine seasons,we've done about 1500 shows. 记住每个人是很困难的 如果你想想 这个秀已经有九季了 我们已经做了近1500期节目

So you figure 1500 shows,three guests per show,that's like two billion people I have met. 所以算算 1500期节目每场三个嘉宾 我大概已经见过二十亿人了