Disclaimer: it's not my T-shirt either. 我声明：这也不是我的T恤。

Some nerd left it in the dryer at the laundromat. 是某个书呆忘在洗衣店的

It's mine. Girl power! 那件是我的。女力哦！

No way. No way! Do I smell chocolate chips? 不是吧。不是吧。我闻到的是巧克力碎吗？

And is uncle Andy making pancakes? 是安迪叔叔在做煎饼吗？

You do, and I am. 你没闻错，我也做了。

Dude, I don't know you, but chocolate chip pancakes are the balls. 兄台，虽然我不认识你，但是巧克力碎煎饼超屌啊。

How did you two sleep? 你们俩睡得如何？

Did we sleep? 哪有时间睡呀？

Great! So what's gonna happen now? 很好！那接下来会如何呢？

I meant today, at the shop, our big first day in business! 我是说今天店里的事，我们隆重开业的首日呢！

You thought I was talking about you two? 你们以为我是在说你们的关系吗？

Plbbt! I don't care about you two. Plbbt! Nobody cares about you two. 噗！我才懒得管你们俩。噗！谁有空管你们俩啊。

Well, first, we have to clean the party mess up. 首先，我们得先清理昨晚派对的垃圾。

Andy and I did it last night when you didn't come back. 昨晚我跟安迪打扫完了在你不知去何处鬼混的时候。

Um, can someone here mellow out and put some pancakes in her pancake hole? 某人是不是该放轻松点，塞点煎饼进她的"煎饼洞"里啊？

No, Caroline, I get it. It's been a rocky ride for Max and me. 没事，卡洛琳，我明白。我跟麦克斯一路以来的情路不顺。

See, when we met, I had a girlfriend. 我跟她刚认识时我有个女朋友。

Which he never told her about, and... And keep eating. 但他从来没告诉过她，然后...然后接着吃啊。

And because of that, Max and I never really got together, 因为这样，我和麦克斯没有真正在一起过，

and then that girl and I broke up, and by the time I saw Max again, I was... Engaged to be married? 而我也跟那女人分手了，后来再见到麦克斯时，我...订了婚准备结婚？

Yeah, yeah, I was gonna get married. 是的，我当时准备结婚了。

Wait, to that same girlfriend? 等等，是跟之前那女朋友吗？

Different one. Different one. 不是的。另外一个。

Yeah, but that didn't work out either, and I've had a couple girlfriends since... Oh! Only a couple! 但那事后来也没成，之后我也再交过几个女朋友...哟！还"几个"呢！

Yeah, none of them seemed to work out. None of them are Max. 是啊，但是跟她们也一个都没成。她们都取代不了麦克斯。

Hey, save me a pancake. It looks like Caroline has plans to eat them all. 帮我留一个煎饼。卡洛琳好像想把它们统统吃光。