That's a neat tattoo. 你的纹身真好看。

Oh, thanks, it's Sally from Nightmare before Christmas. 谢谢，这是《圣诞夜惊魂》里的萨利。

Aw, that movie's so cute. 那部电影很有趣。

Do you like her because you both have red hair? 你喜欢她，是因为你们都是红头发吗？

Uh, a little, but more that she's covered in scars and can pull her own limbs off and sew them back on. 不尽然，更多是因为她浑身伤疤，还可以把四肢都拆下来，然后重新缝上。

I like Cinderella. 我喜欢《灰姑娘》。

Did you know, in the original book, the sisters cut off their toes with knives in order to fit in the glass slipper? 你知道在《灰姑娘》原书中，灰姑娘的姐姐们为了能穿进水晶鞋，用刀把脚趾头砍了下来吗？

I like "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo." 我喜欢《魔咒歌》。（迪士尼动画电影《灰姑娘》中的歌曲）

Hey, here comes Stuart and his date. 斯图尔特和他的女伴来了。

Oh, she's cute. 她真可爱。

Oh, my God. 我的天啊。

What? 怎么了？

That's Jeanie. 那人是珍妮。

That's Jeanie? ! 她就是珍妮吗？！

Who's Jeanie? - Don't say it. - That's Howard's cousin that he had sex with. 珍妮是谁？-别说。- 霍华德以前睡过的那个堂姐。

She is my second cousin. We were 15...I just said, "don't say it." 她是我的二等堂姐。我们当时只有15岁 ...我叫你别说。

No, it's okay. He told me that story a long time ago. -Raj! 没关系。他很早以前就告诉我了。-拉杰！

It was our first date, there was an awkward silence. What was I supposed to say? 那是我们第一次约会，突然冷场了。我总得找话题说啊。

Oh, it's beautiful. 哇，好漂亮啊。

Oh, the girls really did a nice job. 她们俩布置得真漂亮。

I know I wasn't into this before, but I'm so glad I get to take you to your first prom. 我之前虽然不太感兴趣，不过我很高兴能带你来你的第一个舞会。

What makes you think I didn't go to my prom? I went. 你为什么觉得我没参加毕业舞会？我去过啊。

Well, who'd you go with? 你带了谁？

I took a little lady I like to call loneliness. 我带的女伴名叫"孤独"。

Aw...-It's all right. We ended up having a threesome with her friend humiliation, so... 啊...-没事啦。我们最后和"丢脸"来了个"三人大战"...

Well, if I would have been there and saw you alone, I would've asked you to dance. 如果我当时在场看见你一个人，我一定会邀请你跳舞。

No, you wouldn't have. - Well, you don't know that. 不，你不会的。-你怎么知道。

It was before my growth spurt. 那时候我还没发育，骨架子都没长开呢。

What, that already happened? 什么，你现在是长开了吗？