生活大爆炸第八季 第170期:第一批移民（在线收听）

What are you talking about? 你在说什么？

Oh, there's this company that's attempting to establish a colony on Mars, and I applied to be among the first to go. 有一个公司，他们想要在火星上设立一个殖民地，我申请了当第一批移民。

What should we name him? You know, I came in thinking "Seth," but...he kind of looks Italian. 我们该给他取什么名字呢？本来在路上我还打算给他取"塞斯"，可是...他长得像个意大利人。

You applied for a mission to be a colonist on another planet, and couldn't be bothered to tell me? 你申请要成为另一个行星的移民者，而你都没想过告诉我一声吗？

Would you have approved? 事先说你会同意吗？

Of course not. 当然不会。

Well, based on your reaction, it looks like I made the right choice. Isn't that right, Giuseppe? 从你的反应来看，我做了正确的选择。对不对呀，朱塞佩(意大利名)？

Hey, hey...Listen, I-I have a little confession to make. 那个...听着，我要跟你坦白件事。

Aw, is this your first time? 哎哟，这是你的第一次吗？

No, I got you something for Valentine's Day, and I was too embarrassed to give it to you. 不是啦，我情人节给你买了份礼物，当时觉得太难为情没敢送给你。

Well, why? 为什么？

Well, 'cause I got it at the dirty store. 因为我是从"色色"用品店里买的。

You went to the dirty store without me? ! 你居然去色色用品店不带我？！

In sunglasses and a hat after I parked two blocks away. 我特意戴了墨镜和帽子，还把车停在两条街外。

Well, get it! Get it for me! - Yeah? - Yeah. 拿来！快给我拿来！-真的想要吗？-真的。

Okay, uh, well, I hope it's fun. I mean, it-it comes with paints, and-and it's kind of creative and artistic. 好吧，我希望会好玩。因为这玩意配有颜料，所以富有创造力和艺术性。

Okay, did you go to the dirty store or Michaels? 你是去了色色用品店还是手工用品店啊？

No, no. We cover ourselves in body paint, and then-then we get on this big canvas and do our thing. 不是。我们把人体彩绘颜料涂身上，然后在这张大画布上"办事"。

Whoa, that's kind of a big step for a guy who only recently agreed to take his socks off. 哇，对于一个最近刚愿意做爱时把袜子脱掉的男人来说，跨出了很大一步啊。

You're making fun of me. Forget it. -No! No, come on, I want to do it. - Really? - Yeah. 你在嘲笑我。算了吧。-不！来嘛，我想试试。-真的吗？-对啊。

Let's you, me, and your very, very pale feet make some art. Hey, when you got back to this store, I want to go with you. 让我和你，还有你那对白皙的脚丫子一起创造艺术吧。对了，你下次去那家店的时候，我想跟你一起去。

Okay, but it's a drive, the one I went to is in San Diego. 好啊，不过有点远，我去的那家在圣地亚哥。（剧中主角住在美国加州的帕萨迪纳）