《摩登家庭》第1季第1集第12期:贼贼的笑（打印版）

First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat. 首先看海莉怀孕变胖还蛮爽的

And how awesome would it be 更酷的是

to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew. 多了个假弟弟实际上是我亲外甥

Haley is not getting pregnant. 海莉才不会怀孕

Just saying "If." I know. 我只是说假如我知道

And I know you like to make trouble for your sister, 我知道你喜欢找你姐的茬儿

but it's not gonna work this time. 不过这次不管用了

You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl. 知道为啥吗因为你姐是个好女孩

I know. I was just like her when I was- 我明白因为她和我当年一模一...

I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this. 要知道我也不想这么做

But this is an important lesson that you're learning. 可你得吸取这个教训

So, soak it. Keep it. 所以记好了记住了

You're too close. It's gonna hurt. 你站太近了这样会很疼的

It's supposed to hurt. 就是要你疼

And why are you smiling? I'm- What? 你干嘛贱贱地笑我笑了吗

Oh, forget it. I can't do this. 算了我下不了手

The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson. 就是要让你害怕你已经学到教训了

Mom! What are you doing? 妈你干什么啊

Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry. 我是来放洗好的衣服

Is this a bad time? Yeah. 打扰到你们了吗当然

Oh. Okay. 那我走好了