Hi,uh,this is really embarrassing, 说起来很丢人

But I locked myself out of my house. 我把自己锁外面了

Oh,tsh! I do it all the time. Don't be embarrassed. 哦! 我总是这样 别觉得难为情

I was... I was hoping you could help me. 我希望...你能帮帮我

There's a window open,but I can't reach it. 有个窗户是开的 但我够不着

Would you mind? 你不介意帮我吗?

Yeah,sure.Of course.Great. 当然了 没问题 太好了

you know what they say... 不是有句俗语嘛...

Every time god closes a door,he opens a window. 上帝关了一扇门的同时 开了一扇窗

Or I guess ithis case,every time he locks you out. 我估计每次他把你关外面时都这样吧

Okay,what do we got here? 好吧 给我说说情况

I mean,am I attracted to her? Yes. 我是不是对她有感觉? 当然了

Would I ever act on it? No. No way. 但我会出轨吗?不可能的事

Not while my wife is still alive. 只要我老婆活着就不会

Are you sure I can't get you something to drink? 你确定不用进门喝点啥?

Yeah,no,I'm... I'm fine,really. 不用了 我... 我不渴 

If I knew a man was gonna climb into my bedroom window, 如果我知道会有男人爬我的卧室窗户

I would have cleaned up a bit. 我肯定会打扫一番

Are you kidding me? 你在开玩笑吧?

It smelled great in there,like lotions and oils. 闻起来很好啊 像乳液香精啊什么的

For...Dry skin and,you know,calloused hands. 就是给呃..干燥 粗糙皮肤用的那种

Yeah. It's a candle. 嗯 那是蜡烛