《摩登家庭》第1季第6集第9期:高跟健步鞋（打印版）

I think you're forgetting that I power-walk every morning 你忘了我每天早上都健走吧?

And that I wear my special ses with the big soles, 穿着我那独有的高跟健步鞋

Which were designed by a doctor. 某名医设计的

Yes,I know. 我知道

But I run... Every day. 但我每天都跑步

You really think you can run as fast as me? 你真以为你跑得和我一样快?

No,phil,I think I can run much,much faster... 不 Phil 我觉得我比你跑得...

...Than you. ...快很多

Boom. 砰

Just like that, the whole day changed. 就这样一整天都变了

It was game on. 比赛开始了

She knew it. I knew it. We both knew it. 她知道我知道我们都知道

I just want to read. 我就是想读读书啊

I think I'll order what I had the last time. 我想点上次吃的东西

What was that called? 那个叫什么?

You just want me to say it because you want me to roll my r's. 你让我回答就是想看看我转眼睛吧

Come on!reuben. 说嘛鲁宾

Jay,what is this? Jay 这是啥米?

Oh,looks like my old car cover. 看上去是我的旧车罩啊

Don't give me that.This is manny's poncho. 别打马虎眼这是Manny的斗篷

What is it doing here? 为什么会在这里?

Maybe he decided to take it off on the way to school. 八成是去学校的路上他决定脱下来了

What did you say to him? Nothing. 你给他灌输什么了? 什么也没有啊

I told some jokes. 就开了点玩笑而已