《摩登家庭》第1季第9集第7期:人类庆祝生日的方式（打印版）

Cam, I thought we discussed this. 小卡我觉得我们已经说过这事儿了

We did. But I- I started thinking. 是的但我后来一想

And this isn't about you or me. 这事的重点不在你我

This is about a little boy who deserves some happiness. 而是一个小男孩该享受快乐一刻

And he's gonna get that from his weird gay clown uncle? 他能从他古怪的同性恋舅夫那儿得到快乐吗

Fizbo is not gay. He's asexual. 菲茨宝才不是同性恋他是无性的

He's an innocent whose only drive... 他是个纯情大男孩唯一的目标

is to bring people joy and laughter 就是给人们带去喜庆欢笑

and balloon animals. 和气球扎成的动物

He's- He's the least sexual being on earth. 他他是地球上最与性无关的东西

Oh, okay. Well, at least we agree on something. 好吧至少我们都认为你这装扮让人性趣全无

If this tape is found in the future, 如果未来有人发现这盘带子

this is how we humans celebrated birthdays. - Hey, Dad! 这就是我们人类庆祝生日的方式 -老爸

Yeah, there's my boy. Zip-line extreme- 瞧那是我的乖儿子高空滑索

I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good. 我没事我没事我很好

Lesson learned. Don't stand- Don't stand there. 吃一撞长一智千万别站在这儿

Let's go ahead and rope this area off. 把这一块儿用绳子圈起来禁止入内

Excellent. Thank you. 很好谢谢你们

Hey, buddy, you having fun? 嘿小老弟玩得开心吗

Yeah. And I love my new belt. 是啊而且我爱我的新皮带