《摩登家庭》第1季第9集第11期:梳得很漂亮的头发（打印版）

And your hair looks really nice. Hmm. Thanks. 你的头发看上去真的好美谢谢

I've been combing it all day. 我已经梳了一天了

All right, let's all give Luke a big hand for being so brave. 来大家都掌声鼓励一下卢克的勇敢

This feels so weird. What does it eat? 感觉好怪哦它以什么为食

Oh, just little boy brains. 它专吃小男孩的大脑

Well, at least Luke's got nothing to worry about. 卢克本来就没大脑没什么好担心的

Is there mayo in this? - No. You're good. 里面有蛋黄酱吗 -没有放心吃吧

So I was thinking that maybe we could go slip away- 我在想或许我们可以悄悄溜走

So, does anyone wanna pet the iguana? 有人想摸摸鼠鳞蜥吗

Hells, yeah. Oh, man. - Over here! Me! Me! 当然了天啊 -这边我我

I love lizards. 我超爱蜥蜴的

What's his name? Her name is Lizzy. 他叫什么名字她名叫蜥蜥

Wow. I totally get that. 哇我完全懂其含义

You don't deserve this. 你不该面临如此下场的

What? - Hot reptile chick. 什么 -性感的爬虫女郎

You know, probably has her own apartment, 她或许有自己的公寓

obviously okay touching gross stuff. 很显然不介意摸些"恶心的东西"

They're just talking. - You're right. 他们不过是聊聊天罢了 -你说的对

Dylan's far too sophisticated to get sucked in... 迪兰品味那么"高" 肯定不会

by a single lady with tons of cool tattoos. 被一个浑身刻满纹身的女人吸引的

Hey. I think it peed on me. 嘿我觉得它尿在我手上了

Oh, no. - No way, Mother Nature. 不 -别啊大自然的小精灵