《摩登家庭》第1季第9集第16期:都爱着自己选的小丑（打印版）

Look at them now. They're the life of the party. 瞧瞧他们派对因他们而充满活力

Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness, 我必须承认尽管他很疯狂

I love my clown. 但我爱我家那位小丑

Me too. They're good for us. 姐也是有他们在真的很好

I would've totally tanked this party. 要是我肯定把派对气氛给毁了

And I would've gotten my butt kicked at a gas station. 而我则会在加油站被人暴揍一顿

Sorry? - Turns out Fizbo is a real bad-ass. 什么 -菲茨宝可是个不好惹的大坏蛋哟

Scorpion! Scorpion! Scorpion! 蝎子有蝎子有蝎子

Scorpion! 有蝎子

No, no. Too close. Too close. Too close. 不不不靠得太近离我太近

What the hell? 搞毛啊

Oh, crap! 噢糟糕

Calm down. - What happened? 冷静 -发生什么事了

We fired the crossbow. 我们发射了十字弓

No, I know. Oh, my God. It's right there. 不我知道的天啊射中蹦床了

Bianca, I'm coming. 比安卡我来了

Who else is in there? - Get out! 还有谁在里面 -快出来

It turns out I'm not the sweet guy or the funny guy. 事实证明我不是甜心帅哥也不是幽默达人

No, Manny, don't go in! Por favor! 不曼尼别进去千万不要