Something's wrong with Dad. 爸爸有点不对劲

Don't frighten him. Come here. 别吓着他了  过来

Oh, that's gotta be death! Death is coming! 要死了  死神要过来索命了

Okay, you need to go to the hospital. - Yeah. 你得去医院  -没错

No, no, no. I just need a pill. 不用不用  吃药就行了

Give me the biggest one you can find. 给我找片最大的药来

Honey, breathe. Just-Just breathe. 亲爱的  深呼吸  深呼吸就行了

That's what I told you when you were in labor 你生孩子的时候我也是这么跟你说的

and you threw my smoothie at me. Pill! 结果你把奶昔扔我脸上了  药呢

Okay, I'm calling. - No, no, it's fine! 我去打电话  -真不用  没事

It's actually- It's fine. It's passing. It's passing. 没事  过去了  疼痛已经过去了

I am sorry to alarm everyone. 很抱歉吓着大家了

I think I was probably just overreacting, 应该只是我反应过度了

because there's an alien inside of me! 因为我体内住着个外星人

Oh, my God. 天啊

Oh, close it down. - I am definitely gonna call. 快停下  -我去打电话

All systems down. All systems down. 系统全面衰竭  系统全面衰竭

Son of a bitch. - What's the matter? 混蛋  -怎么了

He's playing on my pool table, that's what. 你说呢  他在玩我的台球

Probably got himself a nice drink too. 大概还给自己倒了杯好酒

Where you going, Jay? 你要去哪  杰

Just to check things out, okay? - Come on. 我就出去看看  -算了吧

You hear that? Now he's messing around with my remote control. 听见没  他又开始乱动我的遥控器了

You can't hear that from here! 这么远你怎么听得见

Hey, there. 嘿  老弟

Hey, Jay. Listen, I'm sorry. Did I wake you up? 杰  对不起  吵醒你了吗

No. No, I'm a light sleeper. 没有  我本来睡得就浅