《摩登家庭》第1季第11集第15期:怕妻子（打印版）

Well, listen, you said you used to like riding motorcycles, right? 听着你说你曾经喜欢骑摩托车对吧

So I brought you one. 所以我给你带了一辆

I know. But I kind of got work. - Work. 我知道但我得工作 -工作毛啊

Go, Jay. - Yeah, go. 上吧杰 -对啊上吧

Yes, go, Jay, and take Manny with you too! 对啊杰把曼尼也带上吧

Okay. 好啊

No, Manuel Alberto! 不曼尼尔·阿尔伯特

In the car or I put you in the trunk! 上车不然老娘把你塞到后备箱里

Jay, I'm not gonna argue anymore. 杰我不跟你争了

I'm not gonna say anything else. Do whatever you want. 我不多嘴了你随意吧

But I don't wanna hear you any more saying that Colombians are crazy, 但别让老娘再听到你抱怨哥伦比亚人疯狂

'cause you're the one that is acting crazy, 因为跟你比起来我们弱爆了

even though he's the one that is making you act crazy. 虽然说你是被他带疯的

So I don't know what the hell I'm talking about! Manny! 我也不知道自己在说神马曼尼

You didn't need to come home during nap time. 你没必要在她午睡时回来的

Think we proved last night that I did. 昨晚的事证明我十分有必要回来

Well, she's back there now, so why don't you go, 好吧她就在后面你走吧

so you don't get in trouble. 我担心老板找你麻烦

That's okay. I told everyone 没事的我跟大家说

that I have an unreliable partner, 我找了个不可靠的伴侣

and, uh, they understood. 然后他们表示理解

You know what? I don't need to sit here and be condescended to. 你知道不我才不要在这里被冷嘲热讽

I'm gonna make myself an ice tea. 我去弄杯冰红茶

I will bring you down. 信不信我抽你

You can't bring me down. 就你别逗了

I'll sweep your legs. 我会扫堂腿