Hey, Dad. - Hi. 嗨  老爸  -嗨

I'm here to let you know your gaydar is broken. 我来是想告诉你  你的基达坏掉了

Shorty is not gay. 小短不是同性恋

No. I, uh- I knew that. 是  我知道

I made that up to mess with you for dissing Cam. 你那样对小卡我一时气不过才那样说的

What? That cost me 20,000 bucks. 什么  你让我花了两万块

What do you mean? 什么意思

I reached out to him to let him know it's okay to be gay. 我跟他说是同性恋也没关系

Y ou did? - Yeah. 你真这样做了  -是啊

Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life. 就在我人生最诡异的高尔夫球课之后

Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler, 结果他只是个赌技很烂的赌徒

and now I'm the one on the hook for it. 而现在我得为他买单

Oh, I'm so sorry. 真是太抱歉了

Then why are you smiling? 那你笑什么

I'm- I'm proud of you, Dad. And you're growing. 我真为你骄傲  爸  你成长了不少

Just-Just stop it. Please. 别说了

Don't you see how hard this is for me? 你不知道这对我来说多艰难吗

See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. 我以前就跟他们一样  看看我现在

I got a house looks like Little Colombia. 我家就跟哥伦比亚村一样

I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter. 我儿子是同性恋  我还有个中国孙女

Vietnamese. 是越南

Only you would know the difference. 也只有你才知道区别

Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much. 别急  老爸  你也没长进多少

I'm a little nervous. 我有点紧张

Don't be. I'm sure you look beautiful. 别紧张  你肯定美极了