So at parties 那样参加派对时  

I can tell everyone my partner is one of the Supremes. 我就可以向大家卖弄我男友"法力高强"

There he is-the steely, grizzled veteran... 瞧瞧  精壮如钢铁的灰发老朽

ready to do battle with the plucky upstart. 要和勇猛小胖星大干一场

Speed versus grace. 速度对战优雅 

Brute force versus  -Let's just do this. 野性战... 直接办正事儿吧

Jay and I are both gym rats. 杰和我都喜欢健身

I love the sauna. That's the dry heat. 我爱桑拿那种干热的感觉

And the steam, wet. 还有湿热的蒸汽

And, of course, I am just a kook for racquetball. 我也超迷手球式墙球的

Club champ two years in a row, 连续两年拿俱乐部冠军

Tonganoxie, Missouri Rec Center. 在密苏里州通加诺克西的健康中心

So, naturally, Jay and I have been trying for months... 所以杰和我这几个月都在计划

to get together to bang the old hollow rubber ball around. 一起去打一场球赛

I have been avoiding this day like the plague. 我真是竭尽全力在躲那场比赛

I mean, part of going to the gym is the lockerroom atmosphere. 去健身  一方面是冲着那种气氛

And if I'm there with a gay guy, 但如果身边有一个基佬

it's-it's just not gonna be the same. 气氛就完全毁了

I mean, for me, it's a locker room. 对我来说  更衣室就是更衣室

For him, it's a showroom. 但对他  就是脱衣舞厅

She doesn't get it. 她不懂的