《摩登家庭》第1季第14集第16期:喝酒容易亲（打印版）

Phil, honey? Oh, my God. Luke, what is that? 菲尔宝贝天卢克这是咋了

Jegermeister. Dad says it makes girls easier to kiss. 野格酒老爸说它可以让女生更容易亲

- What happened to the rug? - I had an accident. -那地毯是怎么回事 -出了点小意外

Okay. Alex, what are you doing? 好吧艾丽克斯你又在干嘛

I'm trying to kill a rat. 我在追杀一只耗子

Okay 好吧

Sharon was helping me buy you a birthday present. 莎伦在帮我给你挑生日礼物

Don't you get it? I love your ass. 你不明白吗我爱的是你的屁股蛋蛋

I-You know, I-I-I'm late and I should go. 那个...我我快迟了得走了

-I know. I know. -Yeah. -我知道我知道 -

And it seems like things have gotten a little wonky around here. 今天的确是有点乱糟糟的

I don't know where Phil is. He's definitely- 不知道菲尔上哪儿了他肯定...

Oh, my God. Alex 老天啊艾丽克斯

Where's your father? 你爸呢

He went outside to go to the bathroom. 他去外面上厕所了

It's... not usually like this. Oh, gross. 平时真不这样的靠刺瞎我的眼

- Let's just get married. - Okay. -我们结婚吧 -好

You will not regret this decision, Mrs. Patterson. 你不会后悔的帕特森太太

And I'll tell you what. 跟你说

We're gonna have you over to our little house to celebrate. 我请你到我家来庆祝下

- Okay? Okay, bye-bye. - You should come back again- -好吗嗯拜拜 -有空再来啊

- sometime, when you get a break - Claire! Claire! -有空就来 -克莱尔克莱尔

Phil, what are you-what are you doing? 菲尔你你干啥呢