《摩登家庭》第1季第16集第1期:孤独终老（打印版）

What am I most afraid of? Hmm. Let's see. 我最怕什么让我想想

Global warming... and getting a "B." 全球变暖还有考试拿B

The phone ringing in the middle of the night. 午夜凶铃

That I'm too much of a perfectionist. 怕自己太过追求完美

Honey, this isn't a job interview. 亲爱的这不是应聘面试

Oh, man. 噢老天

Job interviews. 最怕应聘面试

- Nothing. - Yeah, right. What about the pigeons? -我无所畏惧 -对哦那鸽子呢

Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty. 我不喜欢鸽子太奸诈

- Losing Mitchell. - Oh! -失去米奇尔 -噢

- Hotel bedspreads. - Ooh. -酒店床单 -呃

Never getting my driver's license. 拿不到驾照

Or getting one and the picture sucks. 或者是驾照上的照片很丑

Dying alone. 孤独终老

Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes? 海莉亲爱的找到你的鞋了吗

Mom, please, not today. 妈拜托今天别烦我

I just wanted to know if you found your shoes. 我只想知道你找到鞋没

Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now. 别缠着我了我现在紧张死了

You need to relax. It's just a driver's test. 放松不过是路考而已

It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again, 是我的第三次路考如果再考不过

I have to wait six months to retake it. 要等六个月才能再考

That's six more months of you driving me everywhere. 意味着还要坐半年你开的车