I'm sorry if we got all weird in there. 抱歉给你带来不快

No. It was fine. 不  没事

Well, we'd like to say it's different than how it usually is, 我们想说平时不是这样的

but you've seen us enough to know that that's not true. 不过你也知道那是假话了

Guys, listen. 听我说  同志们

I had a very complicated relationship with my mother. 我和我母亲的关系不太好

She was born in Japan- crazy traditional. 她生于日本  非常传统

She didn't want me to become a doctor. 她不希望我成为医生

She wanted me to get married and have kids. 她希望我结婚生子

But my father, we would talk... 但是我父亲  可以和我沟通

and he would actually listen to what I wanted. 他会听取我的想法

Anyway, what I'm trying to say... 不管怎么样  我想说

is having a mother isn't always what it's cracked up to be. 母亲的角色并不一定那么重要

- Oh! Thank you. - Well, thank you. -谢谢  -谢谢

And if you ask me, 如果要我说

having two fathers who care as much as you do... 能有你们两位如此慈爱的父亲

makes Lily the luckiest little girl in the world. 莉莉真是世界上最幸运的小女孩了

- Oh! Thank you so much. - Thank you. Thank you for that. -谢谢  -谢谢你这么说

- That's very sweet. Thanks. - Thank you. -你人真好  -谢谢

And how are things with you and your mom now? 你和你妈妈现在关系怎么样

The only way she'll be happy is if I'm some Asian stereotype. 如果我是个典型的传统亚洲女人她就高兴了

But that just isn't me. 但那不是我