《摩登家庭》第1季第19集第9期:全家动员买苹果（打印版）

Why? What's the matter? You got problems with Cam? 怎么了你和小卡闹矛盾啦

No! Why would you say that? 怎么会呢你咋猜那个

Well, come on. I mean, you know, sharing a room with a guy? 拜托和男人同居哎

I bunked with my brother. I know that can get pretty rough. 我跟我弟弟睡过上下铺天天暴力

I don't "bunk" with Cam. 我和小卡可不睡上下铺

Dad, I just wanna learn a little self-defense, you know. 爸我就是想学点自卫术

Show me what you remember. 还记得哪招耍来看看

- Right now? - Yeah. -现现在吗 -来吧

Okay, uh- Gosh, uh- Thumbs out. 好吧老天拇指外扣

- Thumbs. Attaboy. - And then- -没错乖仔 -然后

That wasn't- That wasn't very pretty, was it? 不咋漂亮是不

You know what? Maybe it was a little too pretty. 其实恐怕是太"漂亮"了

That's the thing. 没错

Here it goes. 起飞了哈

Oh! Oh, man! 老天

Buddy! 哥们

Think the problem is, you're not jumping from high enough. 你起跳点太低了才没飞起来

You should get on top of the garage. 去车库顶试试

Alex, stop trying to kill your brother. 艾丽克斯别害你小弟了

Listen, guys, I need your help. 各位妈妈要求助你们

We've gotta find your dad one of those iPad thingies. 得给老爸找个iPad来

So, Haley, text everyone you know. 海莉给你朋友群发短信

Alex? Facebook, chat, tweet, buzz, bling, 艾丽克斯 Facebook 推特什么的都发一圈

I don't know! Just do what you have to do. 我不懂那些玩意你要通过一切渠道

We have got to find one of these iPads. Okay? 千万找个iPad来好吗

Luke? Sweetie, that means stay out of everyone's way 卢克小可爱别挡路

and stop inhaling the balloons. 也别吸氢气