I hate it when you do that. 一点都不好笑

- Who's he? - It's Charlie Bingham. -这帅哥是谁  -查理·宾格温

He's the guy that my dad wanted me to call. 就是我爸让我联系的那个人

I googled him. Look. 我搜了他  看

Oh, he owns Earthgear Apparel. 他是"地球人"服装企业的老板  

I have their ski pants. 我的滑雪裤就是这牌子的

Really? You don't- You don't ski. 是吗  你又  你又不滑雪

I have cargo pants and I don't work at the docks. 我有好几件工装裤  我也没在码头上班呀

God, I feel like such a slacker. 天啊  真是让我自惭形秽

I mean, he has done so much for being so young. 他年纪轻轻就已大有作为

Okay, look. He's opened up a dozen 你看  他创立了不少

environmental foundations and conservancies. 环保基金会和管理委员会

- Wow.  - So, you gonna- you gonna call him? -真牛  -那你要给他电话了

I don't know. I mean, you know, 我没想好  你知道的

I sort of promised myself and you... 我们之前说好了的

that I'd take a little time off, and- 我先休息一段时间  而且

- And you are loving your time off.  - Totally. -而且你也享受这份闲暇  -没错

I am losing my mind. 我快要抓狂了

As much as I love Lily- 虽然我爱莉莉

which is, you know, more than life itself- 把她看得比什么都重

I am- whoo- not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad. 我  没办法做个居家奶爸

No, but it's Cameron's turn. 但该轮到卡梅隆了

It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world... 该轮到他到外面

interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home... 跟其他成年人打交道  而我待在家里

and-and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. 把《爱探险的朵拉》游戏给解决掉

Like to fill her backpack with bricks 比如拿砖头塞满她背包 

and throw her into Candy Cane River. 再把她扔进拐杖糖河里