At least, buy me dinner first. 至少让我做个饱死鬼啊。

Tell my wife and kids I love them. 告诉我的妻子孩子我爱它们。

Oh, my god. 天啊。

That's kind of dark, mom. -What? 你瞬间把故事变黑暗了，妈。-什么啊？

Wait, what's my favourite hospital food? Jell-o! 等等，我最爱的医院食物是什么？哈露（哈啰+吉露果冻）！

Hi, buddy. No, today is still good. 好啊，哥们儿。不，今天可以的。

Good for what? Who's buddy? 可以干什么？哪个哥们儿？

Yeah, just head over on to the house. 好啊，直接来屋子里见面吧。

Whose house? Who's buddy? 谁家屋子？哥们儿又是谁？

OK, see you in a couple. 行，一会儿见。（克莱尔取其本意"一对"菲尔省略了couple后表示时间的词）

Couple of what? Who's buddy? 一对什么？哥们儿是谁？

Kenneth. -Kenneth? - Kenneth! 肯尼斯。-肯尼斯？-肯尼斯！

If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe. 如果我有儿子，我希望他能和肯尼斯·普洛弗一样。

You do have a son. 你确实是有儿子的。

When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door. 我们刚搬来这里时，他还是个可爱的小孩住在我们隔壁。

Mm, the weird kid who lived next door, but Phil always had a soft spot for him because Kenneth sort of looked up to him. 是住在我们隔壁的古怪小孩吧？但菲尔对他很亲因为肯尼斯有点敬仰他。

I wouldn't say hero. -And yet you did. 我都不想说他视我如英雄。-但你还是说了。

Well, you weren't going to. Claire's always had some issues with Kenneth. 因为你不打算说啊。克莱尔对肯尼斯有些成见。

He would stare at me a little too long. 他老是色迷迷地盯着我看。

Can you blame him? You used to dress sexy back then. 那能怪他吗？因为你当年穿得太性感了。

Ten years. Can you believe it? I feel like we ended that last hug too soon. I-- come on again! 一晃十年过去了。难以置信啊？我觉得刚刚的拥抱过于仓促。再来一个吧！

Oh, wow, that's a lot of hugging. 哦，抱的多了点吧。

Oh! She's right. Why hug when you can...- Man-shake. - Man-shake. 哦！她说得对。为什么要拥抱，明明可以直接...-爷们握手。-爷们握手。

I'm gonna get the coffee. "Man-shake." Are we sure? 我去弄咖啡。爷们握手。没搞错吧？

Roll up the curtain. 拉起"门帘"。

I don't know what's worse-- That he competes every Thanksgiving in a pie-eating contest, or that he's 9-time runner-up. 我都不知道哪样才更糟，是他每年感恩节都会参加吃派比赛，还是他已经9次屈居第二了。

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the contest. -Yes, it would. 没有比赛就不是感恩节了。-当然也是啊。

I think I have to tell my pumpkin chunkin story. 我好想说说我的射南瓜故事。

Oh, no, no, you don't have to. 不，不，不，你不需要说的。

No, I kind of think I have to. 不，我觉得我必须说。