摩登家庭第六季 第71期:表亲在救生艇上结的婚（在线收听） |
Oh, Gloria Gloria. Gloria, honey, I - listen. No, I'm okay with the dogs. I'm just not a dog-person person. 歌洛莉亚，歌洛莉亚。歌洛莉亚，亲爱的。不是，跟狗在一起没问题。我只是不喜欢爱狗的那些人。 You said that this party was going to be normal. 你说这个派对是正常的。
It's just fun. 只是图个乐子。
There's a buffet and an open bar for dogs. 这有个为狗准备的自助餐和酒吧。
My cousin got married on a raft. 我表亲在救生艇上结的婚。
I tried to play along, Jay, but - but this is crazy. I have to go home. 我很努力地融入了，杰，但这也太疯狂了。我必须要回家了。
Gloria, now, do you think it's fair to use the word "Crazy" about a... 歌洛莉亚，你认为用疯狂这个词来形容这里公平吗？
I-I'll see you at home, Gloria. 我们回家见，歌洛莉亚。
Oh, thank you so much, you guys. 非常感谢你们。
God, where were you when I was looking for the perfect man? 天哪，我寻找真命天子的时候你们在哪呢？
Well, probably in Missouri at a bar called Kansas City Meats - doing the same thing. 可能在密苏里一家叫堪萨斯城肉棒的酒吧...做着同样的事吧。
Funny! 太幽默了！
Look at that smile. 看你笑得。
What? 怎么了？
That's what being nice feels like. 这就是表达善意的感觉。
I like it. 我很喜欢。
I'm proud of you. 我为你骄傲。
Well, I'm just letting a person I barely know sleep in my home. 我只是让一个不怎么认识的人住在我的家里。
I don't know if I'd use the word "Hero," But..."Hero"? 我不知道是否可以称得上是英雄，可是...英雄？
Stop it. You're embarrassing me. 别说了，我都不好意思了。
Oh, god. 天哪。
Hey, you guys have a cat? 你们养猫了吗？
Um, how about I freshen up that wine, huh? 我给你加点酒吧？
Oh, no. I am good. Okay, um... 不用，我很好，好吧...
In fact, Cam, what are - what are we doing in the living room, here? 事实上，小卡，我们——我们在客厅里待着干什么呢？
You know? 你知道吗？
Yeah, oh, you know what? We haven't even given Brenda a tour of our ga- uh, garage. Our - our gage. 是啊，知道吗？我们还没带布伦达参观我们的车库呢。我们的车库。
Oh, no. I don't like garages. 不去了，我不喜欢车库。
That's where Doug kept his precious sailboat. 道格把他心爱的帆船就放在车库里。
No eating on the boat. No drinking on the boat. 不许在船上吃东西。不许在船上喝酒。
All because the one time I went on the boat, I spilled. 就因为有一次我在船上把酒撒了。
Well, guess what. Boats go like this. 知道吗，船上就是这样。
Oh, geez. You know? ! And I'm like...Who - who loves a thing more than a person? 老天。你知道吗？我当时...谁会爱惜一样东西多过爱惜一个人？
A monster. 禽兽。
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